Before I get into my blog today here is some news!!!
I need to exercise! Yeah yeah yeah … lets not keep reminding me. Seriously though when do I have time? Between sleep, work, and taking care of my three young kiddies? I don’t have time or even a chance of alone time. Plus I have dedicated any alone time to any writing time! However, I have not given up the idea yet!
My sister came over last night and in that night we learned the dance to Beat It by Michael Jackson. It was totally random like all things in my life and basically me.
And I was sweating from it… but it was so fun. I was so into dance when I was younger. I even wanted to be a professional choreographer. Alas some dreams are not realized …. I still make up moves all by myself when cleaning and listening to music. Am I crazy? Probably. Yet its something I’ll love to doing and I will need the exercise even its one day of the week. We vow to master Beat it and learn other dances each Wednesday.
Second, if you have been reading my blog … you will know that Gus left me to do some work out-of-town for a couple of weeks. He returns today!!! Yay!! I missed him so much!
And glad he is coming home ever if he is only staying for a few days. Prepare for the sad post of when he leaves again … I promise not to have a breakdown! Again.
So my blog … right?
My first children where girls. Girls I knew. Girls I was familiar with cause … well I used to be one. I mean I am a woman now. However its all nothing I haven’t seen before!
Quite frankly, boys were a mystery to me. Their whole equipment and all that was as foreign as well
So when I found out I was going to have a boy. I was weirded out. Immediately he different! He had me eating every minute. And unlike his sisters, he wanted me to keep the food and not purge it out 10 minutes later. Bless his heart!
He made me huge! Extremely huge! Ok but that’s totally another story that I will never write!
Once he was born, there were all these rules on cleaning and taking care of his equipment! I was like … yeah cool his dad is getting this not me!
Yet that’s not totally fair … cause I was kinda the mom. Yeah big eye opener there! Diaper changing was in my future no matter what.
So I learned how to clean “that whole weird area” properly and have avoided infections.
However, before his 1st birthday, his little baby sweet innocent fingers were lingering during a diaper change. He caught the feel of his “junk” and that was it!
He has never let go!
This is extremely weird. He now needs to do this to go to sleep, to be comforted etc. I did talk to his pediatrician about it.
He laughed like I was a retard. I am. “Its normal. Just make sure to wash his hands. All boy discover their penis at one point or another.It’s normal.”
Normal? Fine. What is normal anyway?
Somehow the higher beings felt like reincarnating Al Bundy
into my dear sweet angel.
I spend more time detaching him than anything else.
Dear God what is potty training gonna be like?
And note to Ryan. Forgive me posting this picture of you. You may hate me later but you are just weird… to me. I still love you!
This post was inspired by a greater one. Read Accidental Stepmom for a great laugh!