Becoming an Alcoholic at Wal-Mart
This weekend I was determined to live up to my New Year’s resolution to start drinking. I also developed this plan to try something new every week and blog about it. So I downloaded this app that gives names of cocktail drinks, mixed drinks and instructions on how to make them. This way I will become more sophisticated when it comes to alcohol and also more drunk.
But because I am a retard I totally forgot to visit the liquor store to stock up and I was left to shop at Wal-Mart. Can you get sophistication with Wal-Mart?
I don’t know. So I frantically scanned the wine section hoping for a miracle when I stumbled onto this.
I was immediately interested.
Wine that is chocolate?
Can it be done? Would it taste magically delicious? Will I have to avoid drinking my much need 8oz glass of milk?
I got a fancy wine glass, put some ice in it, and poured the chocolatey substance.
Wanna know what it tastes like?
It was like I grabbed a bunch of Hersey bars and melted them in some red wine.
It was delish. I could have swam in this drink. It was freaking tasty. And yes pretty strong.
It has to be every girl’s dream to drink chocolate. I felt like a checked off something from a kick the bucket list. I was getting a little hammered last night because I started to become very resourceful.
Imagine all the ways you can use this intoxicating drink.
The possibilities with chocolate are endless. I know I have I just begun scratching the surface with the ideas. Hold on, here is another one…. is there chocolate porn??
Holy crap there is people!!!
I think I can die now.
But not until I try Choco Wine Raspberry!!!