Last night a discussion with my hubby reconfirmed my decision that I married the right guy.
We were talking about how nice the three wood shutters we have installed on some of the windows were and how they were really fancy. I expressed how much I loved them. Gus expressed that we should do all the windows but that it would probably be really expensive.
I frowned because I hate expensive things.
Gus cheered me up by saying, ” Well they would be really useful in securing the windows if there was a zombie apocalypse.”
That is how he normally gets me. He tells me he bought something and then adds in case there is a zombie apocalypse and I sigh a wave of relief. I willingly admit it works on me every time because you never know. Crazier shit has happened! Okay, well that is not entirely true.
Nothing has happened that is crazier than zombies… at least not in my town.
Anyways, I have come to reason that not everything at our local Wal-Mart is we would need to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Here is a list I have put together with everything I would need:
1) The Walking Dead Series
Never have I seen a more accurate portrayal of what would happen to the world if there really was a zombie apocalypse. I will just remember, shoot anyone with the name of Carl.
2)M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk series
With a wide, up swept axe blade, the ATT has a massive slash for decapitating walkers. The secondary edge on the back of the head is specially sharpened on both edges for a hook attack guaranteed to puncture the spicy brains of any zombie. Lightweight enough to carry all day, toting the ATT won’t tire out before you get back to the safety of your camp.
3) Bacon green beans
When I was doing zombie research, this kept coming up as an essential. I think the internet is trying to tell me something. Plus this looks really good!
4) Dead On Annihilator Superhammer
- Fourteen inches of forged steel multitool with rubber grip (forged steel!! *Tool man groan*)
- Dead-On bottle-opener
- Multi-purpose wrench
- Nail puller
- Demolition axe rips through dry wall, shingles, strips conduit, beheads zombies *
- Chisel smashes through tile, brick, concrete, skulls *
Need I say more! How is this not issued to us once we are born? And… it will definitely fit in my purse!
5) Plush Zombie Slippers
Nothing shows more that your game face is on when you are sporting these babies!
So if you are at a stand still on what to get me for Christmas, any of these will suffice. And you should probably think about adding some of this to your own collection.