Inspired by Irene’s post yesterday, I too will take the challenge. I too will give you useless drivel about me. Not only will it have no affect on your sleep, but you will continue on with your day as if nothing happened.
How is that not a deal?!?!?
Nothing for nothing!!
So, the rules of this “tag-you’re-it” are:
1. Post the rules. Check!!
2. Post 11 facts about yourself. Awesome! I love talking about myself… that’s why I have a blog!
3. Answer the questions the tagger has put in their post and come up with 11 of your own for those who you tag. I’m not tagging shit people! This is effort-free Friday.
4. Tag 11 people and put them in your post. How about no and say I did?
5. Let them know you’ve tagged them. Sighhhhhhhh
So awesome things about me so you will like me are:
1. I am obsessed with food. It’s a wonder why I am not 437lbs!!
2. I love my kids more than anything in the world… but my iPhone is a close second.
3. I have been attacked by one dog in my life. A fucking Cocker Spaniel! Seriously!!
4. I love babies. That’s probably why I had so many kids. So if you don’t want yours, I will gladly take your baby!
5. I am trying real hard to become an alcoholic. I keep forgetting to drink! And believe me, I have reason in the world to be the President of AAA!
6. I like to make CD’s for people of music I like. Except no one likes my music and I don’t know anyone who would like me to make a CD for them. I used to make mixed tapes all the time.
7. I have an obsession with planes. I could watch them land and take off all day.
8. I am gonna have a mental breakdown when I turn 28 in two months. Just a warning if I make no sense in the next month or so.
9. I don’t understand why everyone loves Beyonce. I just don’t see it. She isn’t that wonderful. She even dances weird. Please see this video if you don’t know what I am talking about.
10. I am totally a yes lady. I say yes to everything. I am like down for anything. For instance, when I was 16 I was at drivers ed class. Nearby was a huge hill of concrete. I was dared to get in a shopping cart and go down the hill. I did it…and I totally did not die!
11. I have no shame and I don’t embarrass easy. I totally don’t mind me being the but of a joke.
Now to the questions that Irene so thoughtfully prepared.
- What’s your favorite meal? Anything that involves crab legs. I got a thirst for buckets of crab!
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Throw in a Snickers bar and it will be like what will it take Marina to stop!!!
- What’s in YOUR wallet? receipts that are not important, my ID for buying fictional alcohol, and my debit card. Pretty lame…
- Who’s your secret crush (be careful, it won’t be a secret if you answer)? My secret crush Kim Kardashian. In my next life I am coming back as Kanye West!
- What car do you drive (do you really think I was going to do something like this without mentioning or making a reference to an automobile?)? I drive a Chevy Tahoe. What I really wanna drive is a 2012 Camaro or 1984 Chevy lifted truck with a short bed. Oh god, I may have just orgasm-ed envisioning this.
- What is your favorite vacation destination? Anywhere at this point… even my bed is sounding fucking nice right now!
- Who’s yo daddy? Well, I am not sure what you mean. My biological daddy? My sugar daddy? My pimp daddy? My biological daddy is a guy named Eduardo Rodriguez. My sugar daddy & pimp daddy is Gus Sanchez.
- Do you believe this planet will implode on December 22 of this year? I fucking hope so. I need some chaos in my life. Plus I want to put my survival skills that I learned from Bear into use.
- What’s your zodiac sign? Virgo… I am a virgin.
- Will Justin Bieber ever go away? I hope not. Big Fan!! Baby baby baby ….
- Will Michele Duggar have more babies? Yes then they should do a documentary on what she looks like down there so everyone can know. Lets wear out that dirty laundry.
- Do any of you people know where I can find a distant relative that is dying and looking to give his money to someone?
- What do I do if I got an itch down there and I am in the middle of a public area with no place to hide?
- How bad will a Brazilian wax be?
- I feel like making another crazy video. What should I do? My version of dubbsteping? Any suggestions?
- Is Nancy Kerrigan still pist about the whole breaking her leg? She should let that go.
- How can I get my husband to massage my back more? Is there a way I can train him to do every time I ring a bell?
- Is there a way to get people to like you? I open to beating people down.
- Does anyone else think Tom Cruise’s daughter look kinda alien-ish? Whoa maybe I should not ask that and maybe you shouldn’t answer. You know, for safety reasons.
- Do you believe in Aliens? I totally want to believe in them. I believe in zombies. So why not?
- Do you have a zombie apocalypse plan? I do… its become redneck. They survive everything.
- Which celeb do you hate??
There ya go.
God damn… I wrote a book.