I’m just kidding. About the whole lesbian part.
Or am I????
I was thinking for today’s Wordless Wednesday I show you some ladies that I think are smokin hot. I have done a guy list hundreds of times here and alone at home with nothing on but the tv.
Mental Images! Mental Images!!
These lovely ladies I would definitely switch teams for!!
So here is my list of hotties… vagina style.
(note: There will be no actual vaginas shown here. Come on people, I wanna be Freshly Pressed.)
8. Monica Bellucci
One of the sexiest ladies, this woman can make a trash bag hot!
Can I have a hug Monica? Just a little one.
7. Yes It’s Kim Kardashian Biotch,
Even though, she is a dumbass for getting married for 2 seconds then filing for divorce, you gotta give it to cause baby got back and front y’all.
6. Natalie Portman
Other then the fact that she is hot, looks good bald, and has a filthy mouth. Whoa that is actually quite a list.
5. Elizabeth Banks
Something about this lady is really hot. I mean really hot. Her roles in movies are always funny and she just seems like a cool hot chick.
4. Anne Hathaway
First off, I have seen this chick naked. And she is just stunning. And hot. Naked and hot.
3. Scarlett Johanssan
Another yummy woman. She is soooo hot and yes a great actress, but that’s not why I watch her movies!!
2. Sofia Vergara
When I see her I wish I could speak Spanish. She makes me wanna learn. Damn you smokin, Sofia!
1. And my number one chick ever in the whole wide world…..
Yes you can bite me, Megan!
So people release you inner lesbian… who do you love???