Let’s just get out of the way the true feeling of Monday.
Now that’s out of the way. How was your weekend?
Uh huh uh huh … don’t care. Just kidding.
It’s probably not a good idea that I spit venon at the readers.
I was awarded an award … (what?!?). Are you really surprised?
I am always spitting out gems,
baging hoes, and all the benjamins.
I am so gangster.
Wait that is not with this award is about!
Its about being sweet!
It’s the Incredibly Sweet Award.
Now the question is … can I do sweet?
Regardless of what I can’t do versus what I still can’t do … there are some rules that I must follow.
1. Display award (Check)
2. State 5 truths about myself (groan)
3. Give this award to 5 other people (good riddance)
So here are MY 5 TRUTHS
My favorite color is red. I have liked that color since I was little. Its the only thing that I like that hasn’t changed.
I have prepared the songs I want for my loved ones to play at my funeral. Here is the list. Come on, I can’t be the only one who thinks of these kinda things, am I?
I like music way too much. Like I play my iPod in my purse when I am at the store or around the house and pretend its my background music. You know like in shows.
I do believe in love at first sight. When I first saw my husband, (I shit you not) I thought, “Oh man I am in trouble.”
A perfect day for me would be uninterrupted sleep for a few hours or til I say and then my ass on the tv for the rest of the day. And pizza galore.
Now I gotta bestow the honor to sweet people. However I don’t know any. HA! Wait does Dakota Fanning have a blog?
Seriously, these people are the sweeterner in my life. They make life taste yummy with the possiblilty of cancer around the corner.
- Pkitass’s All I Know Is This– Cause seriosuly this might be all she knows. Plus she is funny as hell and she likes me. Double points.
- The Firecracker\’s Musings Her musings are really sweet. She is so sweet when she tells ya where to shove it and especially like how she will walk all over guys in her knee high boots. Watch for those heels boys!
- Fnkybee She is sweet. I bet if you taste her she taste like jello shots or something like that. You will find her blog hilariously funny. I promote Fnky.
- Thypolar Cause we be a team! She is funny and honestly sweet, you know when she is not busting balls at her house.
- Suicidesal5\’s Blog She makes me laugh. She makes me think and plus she is wicked. And sweet. You see her and think no she can’t say shit, balls, fuck. And she does and its so cute!!
So there it is… I am sweet … but only for 3 hours of the day. I have to be fed and changed. A nap would be nice too!