I Don’t Care How You Get Here- Just Get Here!!

I stopped writing on here for lack of …. “time”.  It still surprised me that people were visiting my site!

Go home people you are drunk!

Just playing.

Stay.

Truth is I don’t even care how you get here either.  All that matters is that you are here.  And let me tell you, how you guys get here…. its kinda weird.

Most popular searches that lead people to my blog in 2012 to the present?

Huge Boobs

I hope there was enough for you here. Not from me, but from others. I suffer from the lack thereof! We are still working on a cure. But seriously, I hope you had more boobs then you can handle. That may be a good resolution for all. Get your daily dose of huge boobs. Squeeze a friend!

Eat the Rich

No, don’t so that. Most of them are just skin and bones. Unless you are trapped on Mount Everest or the desert and it seems like the only way. Eating leaves and ants is for pussies anyways.

I had a lot of Fuck Mondays and Tuesdays Suck .

Come on people, if it ain’t Friday it just isn’t cool.

Praise Jesus, he is Mexican

Come one white people. Let us have this!

Ryan Reynold’s Bike

Really? That got your here? Ok ok no judgement.

Lucky bike. That’s all I am saying.

I’m totally not looking at the bike!