I admit, I didn’t watch the Golden Globe awards though I wanted too. I never liked award shows but as I am getting older I am now getting interested. It totally sucks. What sucks even more is that I am still trying to catch up with last years’ movies!
The real story was not anyone in particular winning. An award show that was not actually about who won. Go figure.
It was Jodie Foster’s way of saying “I like Beaver…. maybe”.
Truth is… I knew already Jodie! I knew! I was actually hoping for some real news Jodie. Something like you have a foot fetish, or you like Justin Bieber because he reminds you of a ex-girlfriend. Something!! Something that I could use.
Instead, you kinda just freaked me out.
First off, she was probably nervous so her speech was kinda everywhere but then she got a little crazy…
Forget the fact that she might retire but the fact that she was this close to giving you the link to her online dating site profile… I was concerned! Someone get this woman a female STAT!
“I am single. Yes I am, I am single. No, I’m kidding — but I mean I’m not really kidding, but I’m kind of kidding. I mean, thank you for the enthusiasm. Can I get a wolf whistle or something?”
Huh? Ladies?? Where was your wolf whistle?
Doesn’t she know the only way she would get a wolf whistle is if she made out with Megan Fox or something!??!?
Then she thanked Mel Gibson and I was like whoa…. profound!!!
All in all…. it was pretty complicated. And it just stressed that actors are crazy. Cause honestly, no one cares who you screw or love, Jodie!
You have proved that as a nation we have evolved!!! Cause we knew the entire time, we just shrugged our shoulders and moved on!
And now its just another group that is too cool to include Marina!
Sigh… I shall never be cool!