My husband and I went to my daughters’ award assembly. She got the terrific kid award which I think is the equivalent to an employee of the month.
I asked her if she got any bonuses, extra benefits, a raise and she told me she received two pencils, a sticker, and a hug. Wow, she is going to make a perfect candidate working for Wal-Mart!!!
I kid!! Hopefully its Target she works for. Who doesn’t like Target?!?!
After that, it was breakfast, running errands, taking all my kids to the dentist which is very exhausting.
I hate going to the dentist probably more than my kids do.
If you ever wanna feel like a shitty parent, feel like you couldn’t possibly hit bottom, by all means go the dentist.
Two of my kids had cavities so they got fillings. Man the entire time, this one guy was talking shit to me. THE ENTIRE TIME!!
They brush every day people!! I swear it!! They don’t even eat candy. Ask them!! They always ask if they can have some, and I always say no.
I don’t have a sweet tooth so whether or not they do, they don’t get shit!
My kids are guilty of drinking a lot of juices. That’s my fault. I honestly didn’t realize that it was so bad.
Yes! Slap me!
But god damn, this one dentist was giving it to me hard! Hard!
I told him I understand. I will limit the juices, they won’t have any sweets til October.
I could not get out there quicker.
The next time I go there, if someone makes a comment again, I think I am gonna pick my kid and walk out and take my business somewhere else.
Dude what is up with that?!?!
I remember going to the ER and the nurse drilling me how my daughter got hurt. Simple. She was climbing a tree and fell. A tree that she has climbed over a hundred times.
Am I not suppose to let them play or be kids?
She was probing my daughter because she couldn’t exactly ask if mommy hurts her. She did let her know that this is a safe place and she could say anything here and nothing bad was going to happen to her.
What!??!
Nothing was even broken. I took her to make sure she was fine and didn’t have a concussion. I remember my daughter even getting annoyed, stopping with the nurse in the room asking me why she keeps asking her over and over. She fell off a tree enough said.
I understand that there are certain things they have to ask but do they have probe and basically make you feel like you scum of the earth because your kid had stains on a back tooth or because she was playing in a tree.
Ughhhhhhhhh, I am frustrated now because I am sure 75% of the time, a parent is a good parent. Nurturing, loving, careful. However, don’t you have to let your kids be kids?
And because I am sensitive as fuck, this shit is going to be bothering me for a least a week.
After that, we took the kids to a nice dinner of their choice for Savannah’s award.
All in all, it was a great day.
And that is why there is no Thursday movie review today.
That way I could have a sure-fire excuse for Lent.
I will never drink again!!
But who am I kidding… I don’t ever do lent.
Ever.
I think you have to be Catholic right?
Yea…. that’s so not me.
However I do realize that a lot my readers might be. So I have come up with a few suggestions on what to give up on Lent.
1. Give up cleaning.
Remember its only 40 days of lying around in your own filth. But that is one sacrifice that secretly you would be happy to make. Remember it’s for Jesus…. not the taco vendor people.
40 days is like two hours to God. You can totally handle it.
Fuck dishes. You can buy paper plates, cups, silverware etc.
Fuck vacuuming. Just tell your husband and kids to eat by the trash. It will save them the time of having to walk to the trash can.
Fuck dusting. Unless you live in the Sahara desert I am pretty sure you will be fine.
Fuck moping. This would be perfect time to teach your monsters (husband and kids) to leave their god damn shoes by the door.
2. You can give up sex.
Remember this is for Jesus.
If you need inspiration, I say you totally see the movie 40 days and 40 nights.
This guy gives up sex for 40 days and 40 nights. In the process, he gets hobbies and starts to study and read. That could be you. Who knew having sex was dumbing you down. Its time to recapture your intelligence.
Jesus would approve this message!!!
3. You can give up drinking
Yeah… that’s hilarious. We will just forget I said that.
4. You can give up on Girl Scout Cookies like the Lemonade ones.
Buy my cookies or else!
Those are the worse ones anyways. If you say you gave up on Girl Scout Cookies in general people will think very admirable of you. Everyone knows those little cookie enticers are everywhere. Tis the season!!
But don’t say you gave up on sweets as a whole because then people will think you are dumb and then suggest you should have given up on sex.
5. You can say you gave up on the computer
Yea, screw the computer. However there is a clause…. you didn’t say you gave up on Facebook, Twitter, etc.
So you are safe to continue to drink with your virtual buddies on wine party every Friday- Thursday!!!
You do have a smart phone right? A laptop? A iPad??
Fuck you are screwed!! Abort! Abort!
6. You can give up rap music.
Wait no, we did this like in the late 90′s.
So you are good.
I hope I helped you figure out what you can sacrifice . This is about a time to reflect on your self, be grateful, and remember that if you give up one little thing… you can do anything.
As long as you are drinking, there is nothing you can’t do!
As we remember from last week, I have vowed to list 50 of my favorite songs. Let me assure you this is no easy task. I like everything!! But I am investing in this thing called tough love. So here we go.
Here is 25 to 1 with a few ties in between.
So I cheated…. fuck off!
#25 Got the Life-Korn OK this was totally something I liked in middle school. I was a rocker. And Korn pist off my parents and solidified my do not fuck with me I can scream like the singer from Korn. Hey I never got my ass kicked… so it worked!
#24. Ring My Bell- Anita Ward Yes yes, even though I was a self proclaimed rocker in my early days I did have a secret. I liked disco. You could dance to it. And hey this hips don’t lie, put on this little disco gem and I would totally turn into, “Oh my god this is my song!!”
#23. Fortunate Son-CCR When I actually heard the lyrics, I fell in love with the song. They were so blunt in their feelings plus they made this catchy tune likeable. And again this song promoted my idea that I was born in the wrong era! I should have been a black panther!
#22. Fade Into You-Mazy Star This was one of those songs that I actually heard first on a radio. Then the DJ did the most annoying thing and did not give the name of the song nor the artist who sang it. So all I had was a few words and a melody stuck in my hair for weeks. I would sing screwed up versions of what I thought this song said for weeks. Annoyed everyone! However, finally I figured it and I got the CD. Case solved! This song is so deep and it really sinks into you.
#22b. The Reason- Hoobastank This song has special meaning to me. So now every time I hear it evokes memories and feelings. When I first heard this song I was with my husband who was just my friend at the time. When this song came on the radio, we both got real quiet as we listened to the song. The words weighed on us because it actually meant something and the shit that was going on in our lives and the fact that we were both into each other. So yea… this was our first song. And it wasn’t all in my head (the girl!!), he thought it too!!! I am not crazy!!
#21. Deep-Nine Inch Nails This is my favorite song from NIN. I have to say every song is awesome by them. However, every time this comes on my iPod I get that whole head nod bounce thing. Its so catchy.
#20. Why-Annie Lennox I love this woman. She has such a unique voice. I love everything she has sang. I especially love this song.
#19. Rolling in the Deep-Adele Even though this is a newer song, I have to say I have never heard anything quite like Adele. All her songs are phenomenon but my favorite is Rolling in the Deep. I have no idea what it means but I do like to raise it up and pretend I sing exactly like Adele.
#18. Mr Vain-Culture Beat This a song from my childhood. I remember thinking I was so cool when I was with the older kids from friends of the family and we would all sing this song on the radio.
#17. Tuesday’s Gone-Lynyrd Skynyrd This is the song I want them to play during my funeral. Seriously. Its depressing as fuck. And plus I want people to feel like a day of the week went missing when I am gone and they can never recover from the hole that is me that is now missing from their life.
#17b Big Poppa- Notorious BIG As I have said before, I am extremely picky with my rap. But one of my favorite rap songs is Big Poppa. I sadly know all the words…. all … the… words. I love that song. Its awesome. How can you not love the song? Something about lyrical douches in your bushes. You can’t go wrong with that!!!
#16. If I Die Young- Band Perry This is rather new country song. However, I am super impressed by this song. Thats why it has become a favorite quickly. It makes me think of death and writing my will. I have decided thanks to this song that I want them to put my dead body in a boat and push me down the river. However, they have to stand guard for as long as it takes my body to decompose because I don’t want wild animals eating me. Thats what this song means to me.
#15. More than a Woman-The Bee Gees You have no idea how many times I have seen the movie Saturday Night Fever. Not only is it a good movie, but the songs are awesome. Every Bee Gee on the soundtrack is popular and very good but my personal favorite was always More Than A Woman. Though, I wish I can strut.
#14. Heavy In Your Arms- Florence and the Machine I love this song for two reasons. 1) It scares me and 2) It was in Twilight. This song is haunting and lingering. It was one of those songs that after listening to it for 30 seconds, I loved it.
#13. Don’t Let Go-En Vogue – I can really get down with this song. Plus this a very sexy song.
#12. Reign on Me- The Who I really like the Who. I especially like this song because it has a lot of sadness and anger in this song. You can feel it in the words. Sometimes you just need to have songs like this that way when you feel like shit… well you can put them on and continue to feel like shit.
#12b Le Disko- Shiny Toy Guns First off, the name of the band is really cool. And this song is hot, hot, hot. I particular like this type of music. Girl singing/rock/ dance music. And this song does not let up!
#11 Sweet Dreams- Eurythmics I love this song. If I was a stripper, this would be song non stop! Kinda like strip tease. What? The song was awesome but the movie really made house hold!!
#10. In the meantime- Space Hogs This was happy song in my teens. Why? No idea. This song made no sense. Yet, I still liked.
#9. Stranglehold-Ted Nugent This is a bad ass song. I always wanted this to be background song when I walk around town. It would be the perfect anthem for a bad ass president…. (ahem… me!!)
#9b. Sister Golden Hair- America I love this. Have you listened to the lyrics? I like how he is letting the girl he is singing about down slowly. Like yea, I don’t wanna marry you but we could hang. Lets just do each other… its the 70′s!! Plus it reminds me of my sister. She introduced me to America.
#8 You Outta Know- Alanis Morsette When I first heard this song I was like oh my god she said fuck…. and for that I love this song! But seriously, I love it cause its a girl going psycho on a guy in song form. Who doesn’t love that??
#7. Mouth-Bush This was my first rock song ever. Do you know how epic this is? Gavin’s voice was so rough, the music was tough, it was scary for a elementary kid. Yet, I still loved it. Though I couldn’t listen to at night for a while because of all the growling in between songs, I soon grew outta that and became the rocker I was born to be!
#6. Zombie- Cranberries I think this is seriously on every one’s list. This is THE jam. It is mind blowing. If you haven’t heard put it on and play it loud!!
#5. What You Are-Drill This is a very unknown band. They aren’t even together. Yet when they were they made some awesome music. Lucia the singer had some powerful vocals. She screamed very well the songs. This is my favorite song from them. RIP Drill.
#4. California Dreaming- Mama’s & the Papas I soooo like this. I always have. This song was a journey for into the whole life of Mamas and the Papas. I can honesty say I know a lot about the group, their songs, the meanings, their relationships with each other, and all that. Plus it sent me on a revolution to discover other groups like the Byrds, the Association, and others. I think that is what makes this song so special to me. It started it all.
#3. I Only Get This Way With You-Rick Trevino This beautiful song is my and my hubby’s offcial song. I love it.
#2. Fine Again-Seether I love this song. Seether is such a great band and when they broke out on the scene they came with such a a heavy powerful song that was my anthem for a good part of my life. Don’t you just like how memories wrap around songs?
Ok now here is my actual favorite song…. I don’t know why I love it. But this version is my favorite though I love the Elvis one as well. I get a lot of shit for loving this particular version.
Last night was another shitty television night. So I got on the good ole Netflick and decided on the movie Bitten.
Jason Mewes plays Jack
It's Jay!!!
who plays a paramedic. As the story begins, he just got out a relationship that ended badly. His personal life is depressing him bad. Not only that but he works the graveshift shift which dampers on his love life getting any better.
One night he comes home from working and he finds a girl thrown out like garbage. After further inspection, he find she has a vicious bite and is covered in blood. He takes her and cleans her up. He finds that she can’t remember her name and has no one to call to pick her up. He also finds that she is very hot!!
For the record, she is freakin hot.
Jack comes to her rescue but soon realizes that she is feigning for something that he has no idea how to fix.
Yes, she is a vampire and needs blood. He comes home one night to find that his ex-girlfriend went into his apartment and his new girl pounced on her.
Jack: Holy shit, you ate my ex-girlfriend! I don’t know whether I call the police or buy you flowers.
Through the whole movie, Jason is very solid in his role. He is funny and you feel bad for him. Yet, you can’t help but wonder where the hell is Silent Bob?
And the fact that its like Jay is playing Jack!! Every time he would say Fuck or Holy Shit I
would wonder what I was actually watching.
Anyways, happy to have this very hot woman living with him, her demands for blood get more and more hard on Jack leaving him to clean up the mess all the time.
Jack quickly devises several plans to keep her fed and, well, as healthy as she’ll get given her vampiric condition. This leads to all sorts of mean-spirited bits of black comedy, a healthy dosage of the red stuff, and more boobs then you can imagine.
I think the director got Jason Mewes, through him in this movie and said do what you do best: Jay. And does that without the whole snoochies bootchies thing. The plot isn’t great but you can’t go wrong with Jay and the nakedness that is bountiful.
At the end when Jack is fighting with his love he makes such a classic Jay comment: You eat people and I am the asshole?
I swear I heard him say that before!
The other best part of the movie is Jack’s friend Roger. He is this whole man with I could give a fuck attitude. He helps push the scenes along.
He actually looks more .... annoyed then anything
I wouldn’t say this is the worst movie ever. It’s a bit of a dark comedy that just needed more of a stronger direction. I can’t say I wasn’t entertained. If you’re a fan of Jason Mewes, as I am, this is a must see as you won’t find yourself too disappointed.
Bonus: A killer threesome also happens. I couldn’t leave without mentioning that!
Every morning as I get onto Interstate 10 to make my 40 minute commute to the other side of town I must deal with horrific traffic.
It’s always bumper to bumper. And for some reason, there are always areas that are the worse. Everyone seems to go to extremely slow in certain parts. And then there is always some accident, some fender bender, that slows up the whole process.
You know the purpose of traffic??
The government invented it to thin out the herd.
Its true… I blame everything on the government. However, until the government starts releasing information on whether aliens are real or not, George Bush Jr’s IQ scores, or what really is behind the Declaration of Independence, they will always be a suspect!!
So back to what I was saying… Oh yea… traffic and how it’s all part of the government’s plan to control population.
The USA can’t just come out and go all China on us. Who wants to be like China?? Not us!!
So instead of commanding how many babies you can have, they think of ingenious ways that we can or will off ourselves.
What is more life threatening than traffic?!?!
Death does a three-way with traffic.
Yes there is sex in everything!!
First, traffic gets so crazy it affects us physically. Thus we create accidents. Traffic will enrage us because a) a slow dumbass is in the fast lane b)18 wheelers are part of traffic c)someone is always running late.
And due to traffic, we will make mistakes. And those mistakes will cost us… dearly. And then we will be dealing with the traffic into getting heaven. But that’s all whole different conspiracy!
We will change lanes too suddenly without warning or the classic move where we are riding someone’s ass and BAM! we smashed into them.
It’s all part of the plan.
You die and that is one less person the government has to worry about. The population gets thinner every morning.
The other way traffic is psychologically.
Its gets into our mind man. Traffic will infuriate us making us become natural-born killers. We start to think evilly.
Case in point: Yesterday morning as I was approaching the exit to get on the interstate, I saw the massive traffic jam. And then I thought, if there are so many accidents every morning, why is there still traffic?
I, and I am ashamed to admit it, was thinking if half of these people were gone, there would be no traffic! Getting to work would be a walk in the park!!
Traffic got into my mind… and my soul!!
God damn traffic.
I wished everyone dead.
Why?
Just so I could to work.
Fuck work!!
Work can wait.
Its time we take back America folks!
We need to smash this greed and evil that lurks on the corners of highways!
I plan to plant sunflowers in every part of the freeway!!
Then maybe, start putting hobos to work holding inspirational signs reminding us to love and think of peace.
Maybe we can join hands in the morning and sing songs by The Byrds and Jefferson Airplane!
Ok Ok, you got me. I am trying to bring back the 60′s.
However, we can all agree that traffic is still the devil.
It’s come to light that you were missing at the Grammy’s yesterday… which is odd because you had a whole entire field with seven nominations—and you actually won four, including Best Rap Performance.
First off, let me just say that you are very talented. I like almost every song you have made.
But you were missing…. at a place where they give awards…and four of them where for you!!!
I’m confused….
For someone who is sooooooo (what’s a nice word for it) arrogant, conceited, full of them self, thinks his shit don’t stink.. you sure missed your chance to promote yourself… without looking like a douche bag!!
We would have allowed it!! There would have been less eye rolling then usual!
However, you didn’t show!!
There where plenty of young girls you could have stolen the mic from.
Hmm, what could it be?? Where you protesting that your album wasn’t considered a nominee for Album of the Year?? Or is it because you don’t like talking when its actually your turn to talk?
Well, I think I figured it out. I think I have solved this.
Does everyone remember the fateful day…. September 13,2009? We all gathered around our TV’s to watch the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Taylor Swift had just been awarded best female video. As she was giving her speech…. this happens!!
Kanye: Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you , I’m going to let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best of all time!
What? Beyonce?!? Why are you endorsing her?
Who are you always around??
Beyonce!!!
Who have you collaborated in music with??
Beyonce!!
Who does he wish he was???
Jay-Z!!!
Why?
Because he is in love with Beyonce!!!
While else would he get up on stage, take away a mic from the a 19 year old girl, and embarrass himself by profess his admiration for another beloved artist??
He is love!! That’s the only excuse!! Love!!
So why was he missing from the Grammy’s?? Because Beyonce just had a baby. And he had to be there with her. Helping out…. wishing that Beyonce had mated with him … and pretending that Blue Ivy was his daughter!!
Sigh, poor Kanye West. He can only dream.
However, until then, he will be behind the scenes sneaking cuddles with the baby, catching glimpses of Beyonce breastfeeding.
Don’t be surprised if he gets all The Hand That Rocks the Cradle crazy!
Ever since I read lists of other bloggers favorite songs, I have been wanting to do it too. However, I can’t put my entire iPod on here. That would be so ludicrous! And I certainly can’t do a countdown from my list favorite to top favorite because I don’t know if I can like one song more than the other.
It’s just not fair to the other songs!!!
So I am going to list them in no particular order but …. I am going to list the number one as my ultimate favorite song. I do have one song that I love and makes me extremely happy.
So here is my list from 50 -26!!
#50. Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon-Neil Diamond- I love this song. Something about it so dark and sensual. Plus I love Neil Diamond. He is the man!! I have his CDs and even though I get made fun of I don’t care. After Pulp Fiction, how cool is Neil? Very Cool!
#49. A-Punk-Vampire Weekend- I first discovered these guys on SNL and I really like them. I love the way the singer sings and they just have a different sound. They are upbeat and extremely catchy!
#48. Ain’t Much Left to Loving You-Randy Montana- I don’t think I have heard anymore from this new country singer but that’s ok cause I jam out to this song constantly. This song was so simple and so well written. I love country but I feel I am very picky when it comes to country.
Tie with #48 Desvalado- Bobby Pulido Dont ask me what he is saying. I love this song regardless. It sounds pretty something about stars. That is pretty much what I understand but I still love it.
#47. Ain’t Nothin Bout You-Brooks and Dunn- This song came out early in my marriage. It is one of “our” songs though it hasn’t been set in stone. I love the lyrics. Its how every girl wants her man to feel about her.
#46 All Around Me-Flyleaf- This is one those songs that I love to turn it up and belt out in the car. If you know me, I love girls singers period. It’s the feminist in me!!
#45 Amber-311-I love this band and this song. It just reminds me of high school and these guys are cool and suave in
their music. Its grooving music.
#44 Ana’s Song-Silverchair- I so went through a grunge stage when I was younger as you will tell through the list. Silverchair though is an epic bad. This song… I have no idea what it means. But it sounds so cool without explanation.
#43 Any Fun-Coconut Records I learned about this band through my sister. I am so glad she introduced them because they are so good. And if you notice the singer is an actor as well.
#42 Whatever You Like-Anya Marina Sultry voice, great name… what is there not to like?? I just discovered her by googling myself. Yea me!!
#41 Asleep-The Smiths I was introduced to The Smiths by a crazy co-worker at a restaurant I used to work at when I was 18. He was obsessed with The Smiths. He thought they could bring world peace. Sadly, that never happened. I also read this book called The Perks of Being a Wall Flowers that actually listed this song. This song soothes me.
Tie with #41 This Year’s Love- David Gray Yeah every time I hear this song… every damn time… I cry. Its gripping and it affects so deeply. Sweet lyrics and melody to match.
#40 Bad Habit-Offspring This is a totally bitching song. It’s great to fuel road rage! Best lyrics ever.
#39 Be Quiet and Drive-Deftones This band is from the city I live in. It was the song that helps describe the nonsense I was getting into during my teenage years. They were also the first concert I attended. It seriously laid a lasting impression.
#38 Believe- The Bravery I actually have to say if I was making a top list this one song would be up. I love The Bravery but I love this song. There are certain songs that just affect you whether it’s the melody or lyrics. This song is one of them. I feel like it’s a statement that I think of all the time.
#37 Better Man-Pearl Jam Pearl Jam must be on every list. And I love this song. I love how this song starts off. This song just totally means nostalgia for me.
#36 Bitch-Meredith Brooks Yes, Yes I like this song. I was 13 when this song came out. And I was totally getting into girl singers and this song just felt like an anthem. Pretty lame now that I think of it. But this song still makes me smile.
#35 Could You Be Love-Bob Marley I wish I could say I really am into Bob Marley but I can’t. Only a few songs have interested me and this is one of them. I totally liked what he stood for and his music is lasting.
Tie with #35 Sunny Came Home-Paula Cole This song is haunting. I remembering hearing it once and I liked the song ever since. That was like 10 years ago maybe more and it still haunts.
#34 Glycerine- Bush Ah yes, Bush. I love everything they have ever made. And I am so back they are still music. Bush is one of the best bands in my opinion. They were big when I was growing up. Gavin Rosedale has such a gritty voice and the rocker look. He together with Bush will make my list more than once.
#33 Carrying Your Love With Me- George Strait If you like country you have to love the king of country. This is such an old song but its the nicest most sweetest song. You can’t go wrong with any of George’s songs. He is the crooner of country. Yes, we are on a first name basis.
#32 Closure-Chevelle I am a big fan of Chevelle. I really feel they are one of the most unappreciative bands of rock. Every song is powerful and melody is seductive. I love Chevelle!
#31 Colorful- The Verve Pipe- One of my favorite bands when I was growing up. I have to say I don’t know anyone that likes them as I do.
#30 Combat Baby-Metric You will find me often singing this song loud in the car. Metric is my favorite band right now. They have this rock dance music going on.
#29 Man in the Box- Alice in Chains I can’t say I am a heavy metal freak. This is as crazy as I go. I remember being with my deeply family and one friend who was very religious was told me, “Don’t sing this song! It says deny your maker.” Made me like it even more.
#28 Songs About Rain- Gary Allen He is my personal favorite country singer. I get this rebel rocker country-style from him.
#27 Crystalized-The XX They are a new British band I just discovered. This is my favorite song from them but I have to say I listened to their entire album (is that correct;album?) and it’s just great! I hope they come up with more music. Every time I hear this song, I wanna light a cigarette.
#26 Ex-Factor- Lauren Hill This is such a powerful song. I love the lyrics in this song. It describes a relationship that just isn’t working. It’s so honest and so simple. It explains sometimes what we can’t.
Wow this was easier than I thought. Then I realized that I love every single song I have. So its going to get interesting next Friday when I do the continuation of this list. 1-25 next week!!
Normally, we do judge a book by its cover though we try not too. I know I do occasionally. Ever since the damn movie Deliverance , I was scared shitless of hillbillies and figured if I didn’t venture fat east I was safe.
However, I saw one movie that taught me a valuable lesson.
Don’t judge hillbillies. They all aren’t crazy murderers. Some are sweet guys who like to fish and drink beer and have marvelous intellect. Some can barely to talk to girls!
I am talking about…
Tucker & Dale Vs Evil
Tucker & Dale vs Evil is a hilariously gory, good-spirited horror comedy, doing for killer rednecks what Shaun of the Dead did for zombies. Tucker and Dale are two best friends on vacation at their dilapidated mountain house. Everything is going fine until some preppy college kids who are vacationing in the woods mistaken them for murderous backwoods psycho killing hillbillies.
And are they?
Of course not.
These two hillbillies are the most nicest, sweetest guys who are just trying to restore their “vacation home” . As was mentioned, Dale can’t talk to girls and “wouldn’t even hurt a fish.”
The story goes one young girl college student gets hurt and is rescued by Dale. Her friends think that Dale and Tucker have hurt and kidnapped her. And from there this movie turns into a hilarious misunderstanding!! As the misunderstanding gets bigger and bigger so does the body count.
This is totally what it looks like!
This misunderstanding of the hillbillies plays through the whole movie, as the kids try to rescue the girl from what they think is “Evil” (Tucker & Dale) but in doing so they wind up killing themselves in awesome ways. Tucker & Dale don’t understand why the kids are dying either or why the kids keep trying to hurt them. That one misconception about Tucker & Dale plays throughout the entire film, this movie hinges on one joke and it does it well. You would think that it would get stale after a while, but actually no. Thanks to good comedic performances and great kills, this movie succeeds.
Ok, now this is not what it looks like!
In this picture about, the boys just finished pulling out the body from wood chipper and a cop is there. How do you explain this?
Tucker: Oh hidy ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
The story is built about one misconception and it even weighs in on the love story in the movie that is unfolding…
Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak? The Hot Girl That Gets Rescued: We misjudged you Dale. I’m… I’m really sorry. Dale: Don’t be sorry, it’s my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.
As you can probably tell, I love this movie.
It was perfect and extremely different. It was funny and stupid and hilarious but it was terribly entertaining too. The story line? You totally buy it!!
It had horror, gore, and laughs galore. And the lovable guy still gets the girl.
So, never judge a man by his overalls. He might just kick your ass in Trivia!
So let’s get this thing started so you can figure what the hell I am talking about.
What season do you prefer the most?
