Why are you buying O’douls?!
It is not… I repeat…it is not beer! How much did that 6 pack cost anyways?!?! $8.99 You could have bought two 12 packs of coke!
Cause you are not buying alcohol!!!
Wait… are you that dude from the company Christmas party? You know, the poor sucka who can’t be trusted with a real beer?
Yeah stick with your “beer”.
It’s like the hillbillies say, “Going down on your cousin is like drinking O’Douls. It tastes the same but you know something ain’t right.”