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Monday: There is nothing to report. I am at work. I am annoyed because I rather be sleeping. This is the first weekend ever that I did not sleep in. Not even once! I am dying here people. And I could really use some burritos! Any one? Any one?

Today is my daughter’s , Savannah, birthday. She turned 6 today. Yesterday we had a small little party for her. She scored majorly the little brat.

  She got three games for her DSi, a stuffed animal puppy, a Ken Barbie, Tinkerbelle walkie talkies, a ballerina Barbie, a veterinarian  Barbie, a boom box, the Selena Gomez cd, a Tinkerbelle puzzle, a Pucci Purse with pony, and chalk.

 She majorly scored. Majorly! 

 Happy Birthday Savannah!! I love you very much!!

 We are planning to go to Dallas for four days in the beginning of September. We plan to go to Six Flags and see what else Dallas has going on. This is so exciting. First this will be our second real vacation.

 The first we made a trip to Houston. This was in 2008.  We went to an awesome aquarium and took a ride downtown on a horse carriage. Coming home we stopped in San Antonio and conceived Ryan!

 I might be totally weird but I know when and where each of my kids were conceived. Do any of you?

God I would give my left foot for a taquito or something!!

It’s cold in this damn office! 

Gus isn’t a movie buff like I am so when he said lets watch something on Netflix, even though it was already late, I jumped on board. He said he was in mood for a documentary. Not my cup of tea really and I even vetoed a few of choices. We finally settled on this documentary on a hardcore Redneck family that lives in West Virginia.

    Shoot-outs, robberies, gas-huffing , drug dealing, pill popping, murders, and tap dancing are all what is common in the White family. The legendary family is as known for their wild, excessive criminal ways as they are for their famous mountain dancing members, including Jesco White, the star of the cult classic documentary, Dancing Outlaw. It’s funny because these people are crazy!

 But as you see more of the story, it makes you sad and angry. Their lives are one big party. They haven’t been controlled since their father died. Once he died, all hell broke loose. These kids who are now older with full-grown kids of their own party, sell drugs, are in and out of prison.

 And that is their life in a nutshell.

  It’s crazy that this type of people still exist. With no education, they have worked the system in order to always have money.  I feel sorry for the kids. The kids as young as 5 years old are cussing and saying they want to kill people.

 After we finished seeing the movie I told Gus that this movie and Deliverance have sealed the deal. I am terrified of hillbillies. Seriously, hillbillies are not like the Beverly Hillbillies. Hilbillies are crazy! Each of the members of the White family, man or woman, would slit your throat in a second! One young man almost blew off his uncle’s face! One of the main character’s, Jesco, even admitted that he could be like Charles Manson if you angered him. He had no problem killing someone.

Ok?!?!?!

Last night I dreamt I was a hillbilly. Yeah! Worst dream ever!  I had nappy hair and missing teeth. And my voice was so deep and scratchy because of all the cigarrettes!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yeah, so I don’t think I will ever go to West Virginia. Nope, never!