More than anything, I wish Samuel L Jackson was my best friend. He is that push you need in the morning, you know?
“Wake the fuck up Mothafucker!!!”
How can you say no to that voice?
He would be the buddy you need to give you a good kick in the ass.
And sometimes when other people offer you advice, it just doesn’t process like Samuel’s.
Now Taylor Swift, I appreciate your attempt in riding yourself of your asshole boyfriend but it just hasn’t sold me.
For one, you didn’t use dumbass or bitch!
Here let Samuel show you how its done.