Its true. I don’t have a Facebook.
I used to have one… I would say a couple of years back. The only reason I got one was to play a few online games (Oregon Trail, the company I worked for had cool games, etc). Then it just got chaotic!
What the hell was all that shit on the wall?? How many times can you get poked before you go on a shooting spree!??!?
However, my mother has a Facebook. Why is this a big deal?
She doesn’t know how to log into her own computer and she is Facebook-ing?!?!
I remember that as soon as I got one, immediately people who I went to school with befriended me. Now if you know me, you know that I RUN from people who I went to school with.
I saw a dude I had a few classes with in middle school at a local grocery store. I hid behind the watermelons. What makes you think I am going to be like OMG how are you?!?! I really could give a fuck about what people are doing now.I mean if you are in mental hospital or in jail, that’s some pretty awesome news. You got fat? Splendid! You been divorced two times? Peachy! All awesome news… but I don’t wanna talk about it.
So that’s one con.
I also don’t like the stupid random shit people put.
Status Update: “I just ate a ham sandwich.”
Awesome! I hope you choke on that shit! Or hopefully that ham was bad you get e coli!
I would something cool like…. I am eating a ham sandwich while I take a massive shit!
Thats honest and crazy!!
Another thing that is annoying is that everyone …EVERYONE… what you post. And you gotta take great care not to embarrass yourself and make you look like an ass!!
What you do put on the internet lives on forever people?!
I don’t think I can handle the pressure!!
So in conclusion… I would love to see your babies, I would like to keep up with your every minute daily life of shitting and eating and who you fucked, and I would love to see those drunk pictures, but sadly, I think I am still passing on Facebook.