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My Favorite Movies That YOU NEED To Watch

Now that football is over I bet you freaking out. Yeah, I can just see you now: hyperventilating.  You could watch college basketball but who has time for that?

Right now I am in television limbo. All my shows have just finished and I am currently waiting for shows to start. Walking Dead is set to start in 5 days. So what must I do til then?

Clean? What are you drunk? Start on my Pinterest ideas?? Hahahahaha, you are killing me.

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You need to  join me on my couch. I will share with you the movies that bring great joy. Let me educate you.  Just bring your own popcorn.

Movies You Should See #1

Love Actually

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How have you not seen this movie?? It the greatest movie for love ever!! Normally I am not a sappy chick flick romance movie type of person. I am probably the only woman on earth who refuses to see The Notebook because I am afraid of the disgusting feelings I might feel. However, if you can add some comedy quirkiness, well then I am down! This movie is smart, funny, and leaves you feeling good. Drunk good! Not the running through hills singing The Hills are Alive good. That’s just gross.

Movies You Should See #2

All the Rocky Movies

Every time they are showing on tv I can’t help but watch. It’s just a really really good  college of movies.  I wouldn’t really call inspirational because  I have yet felt the desire to start boxing. Its a great story. The characters in the story are great, the plot is timeless, Sylvester Stallone isn’t bad to look at it either.

Movies You Should See #3

Horrible Bosses

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I love this movie. These guys have to be the dumbest guys on Earth but it works. They are hilarious! I recently discovered there is an art to talking dirty and Jason Sudeikis’s character nailed it!  It has the same off to wall feeling as The Hangover. I can’t say it enough… I love it I love it I love it!

Movies You Should See #4

Face Off

I like the movie a lot. Maybe more then I should. Something about Nicolas Cage being this crazed psychotic bad guy is just so…. hot. I see this movie on the regular. You can’t beat action and suspense.

Movies You Should See #5

The Silence of Lambs

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Of course this movie is great. I am sure most people will agree with me. The thing that strikes me with it is probably at the time it came out, it was the first of it nature. It was dark, gritty, and we were  exposed to things we hadn’t seen before. This was because there were A type actors in this movie. We HAD to see this movie. And even after all these years, it still leaves me with the same creeped out feeling I got when I first saw it. Plus, I feel like I am missing something. That is why I re-watch it so much. I feel like the need to understand something about it. Something that I just don’t get. However, its the grittiness, the dark side that I just don’t understand. And yet, I will still watch it.

Are there any movies that make your list??

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Thursday Movie Review- Stupid Movies Rule

During my two week holiday/hiatus from life, I saw a lot of movies.

Yay!

I tried to see movies I hadn’t seen, I saw movies I had not seen in a while, and also just saw movies to pass the time. A few of the movies I saw was Ted, Friends with Benefits,  Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Rite, Legendary, The Eagle, and many more. However the best one for me was Your Highness.

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Most people I think would regard this movie as stupid and not even bother. However I loved it. It was funny, crude, rude, gross, and very good-looking people in it, and even a hero to root for!
It was actually a very fun movie. Sometimes you just wanna enjoy a movie.

This fantasy lowbrow comedy was directed by David Gordon Green who also directed Pineapple Express.  Pineapple Express was alright but this movie was way better.  It had the same leads as in Pineapple; James Franco and Danny McBride also staring Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel.

It is a blend of  genres with the sword and sorcery quest adventure combined with stoner film profanity and lowbrow humor.

Thadeous and Fabious (Danny McBride and James Franco) are sons of the King. They are warriors: Fabious is dashing and skilled and Thadeous is lazy and ineffectual.  Fabious is your typical Knight: handsome, rescues fair damsels, slays dragons and conquers evil.

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Thadeous has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious  embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens.

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When Thadeous’s bride to be gets kidnapped by an evil wizard who wants to “mate” with her to create a dragon, the brothers both on the journey to rescue her.

This movie looked like it was really fun to make.  There was lots of balls, penis, and other sexual references that were just so funny. There are parts that would totally offend people. I think those were my favorite parts. And yes there were parts that I was laughing at and covering my eyes too.  Also the dialogue was awesome! I loved every character in this movie. Especially Thadeous’s squire Courtney. He was hilarious!

Knights, wizards, trolls and fair maidens, and they were all congregated for your amusement in a fabulous comedy-adventure with quite the lustrous cast. Its very entertaining in all its vulgar and boundless sense of humor. I love the F-bombs that where everywhere.

I hope someone buys me this movie! Bonus: Natalie Portman in a thong!

Thursday Movie Review- Retarded but in a Good Way

This week thanks to a freebie at Redbox I was able to finally see Casa de mi Padre.

It stars Will Ferrell, Diego Luna, Gael Garcia Bernal and the very very very very smokin hot actress Genesis Rodriguez.

The guys co-staring with Will are pretty tasty as well.

So, Will Ferrell plays Armando Alvarez who has lived and worked on his father’s ranch in Mexico his entire life. He is just a simple rancher.  He is treated with little respect from his father, who though loves him, doesn’t see him as smart.

The father rationalizes that Armando can never run the ranch. All Armando is good for is tending to the cattle.

Oh and one more thing… the movie is all in Spanish. Like you Americanos, I have to read the English subtitles cause I don’t speak a word of Spanish.

Armando’s friends joke with him that he has never been with a woman. He acknowledges that this is true but because he has not found the right one.
The ranch encounters financial difficulties, and soon, Armando’s younger brother Raul shows up to ease his father’s woes. Raul also brings with him his new girlfriend Sonia.  It seems that Raul’s success as an international businessman means the ranch’s troubles are over as he pledges to settle all debts his father has incurred.

Armando is suspicious of the is beautiful woman and questions her and her love for his brother.  Through Sonia, he learns of her treacherous past and also the true dealings of his brother, Raul.  As expected,  Armando falls for Sonia, and Raul’s business dealings turn out to be less than legit. He is a drug dealer.

Soon Sonia becomes involved in a war with Raul and Mexico’s most feared drug lord, the mighty Onza.

And Armando is the only one who can save her and his ranch.

This movie was sooooooo damn retarded. However, I liked it. It got ripped to shreds by the critics. Of course it wasn’t Oscar worthy. It was purely for entertainment.  The humor is pretty old-school which you rarely see these days. They don’t spoon-feed the audience a lot of obvious HAW and BAHAHAHA moments which is what makes this movie clever. Loved the way it was shot, especially the cut scenes where the director really had some fun. For those of you who enjoy comedy on many different levels, this one is a must.

Casa de mi Padre is a spoof of soap operas, the ones in Latin America in particular, and westerns. If you have seen these novellas or soap operas you will know that they over-react like a mother. Scenes are drawn out more than that have too and dramatic music is overplayed and overused.  However, it’s all in good fun.  The movie does ridiculous stuff such as obvious fake backgrounds, revealing the camera crew in reflections and obviously fake animals in the scenery.

“Casa de mi Padre” is a bizarre experiment but it works. The film is played VERY seriously while insanely stupid things happen all around him. It’s very surreal and very odd–and the sort of experiment many will find baffling and unfunny. However, you got to see it as it is. And what it is trying to do.

This film is based on clichés and is predictable. It is the way Ferrel portraits his character with HIS kind of humor. Mixed with typical buildups and “one-take” shots, seen in Mexican movies and Spanish series… The facial expressions and timing makes this film. It’s not a bad film but it is a mater of taste.

I can’t help it I am a sucker for retarded things.

 

Thursday Movie Review-The Road

I had been wanting to read the book The Road by Cormac McCarthy.

Instead I just saw the movie.

The movie is about a father and son who try to make their way across a post-apocalyptic United States in hopes of finding civilization amongst the nomadic cannibal tribes. The boy was born into this world where his father was not. He is from the life you and I are familiar with.

America is in shambles. The sun seems as if it has disappeared. Nothing moves in the ravaged landscape save the ash on the wind and water. It is cold enough to crack stones, and when the snow falls it is gray. The sky is dark.

Right before the Man’s wife left him outta despair for their new type of life she told him to travel south. So the father and son travel south everyday in hopes for warmer weather. However, their travels  leave them with a great unknown.  Their journey only gives them harsh weather, no food or safe drinking water, and people who have become cannibals.

They have nothing: just a pistol to defend themselves against the lawless cannibalistic bands that stalk the road, the clothes they are wearing, a rusting shopping cart of scavenged food–and each other.

The Man teaches his son everything he knows about survival and endurance and hope. His Son reminds him constantly to never lose his humanity. Both are tested each day.

What’s interesting is that you never know The Man’s or The Son’ s name.  I think that has a profound effect on the story.

I can’t imagine the performances being any better from any of the actors, starting at Viggo Mortensen and working my way down to the smallest roles. I can’t imagine the bleak post-apocalyptic world being portrayed any more realistically. I can’t imagine the general feeling of sadness, desperation, hopelessness, terror and pain being captured more accurately.

You feel what the actors feels. You feel the exhaustion, the insanity of despair, the hunger pains. The story was extremely captivating.  You hang on to yourself for dear life, resisting belief as best you can in the face of powerful acting, persuasive filmmaking and the perversely compelling certainty that nothing will turn out all right.

The Road is a haunting portrait of what it means to be a parent. It gives new meaning to the words, “To the end of the world”.

There are really some thought-provoking truths that are brought out in the movie as well as from The Man as he narrates the movie or is simply talking to his son. They linger in your thoughts making you question yourself on how you would handle the situation, how could you face the day knowing it could be your very last. It’s a real cold slap of mortality.

Despite the sadness and bleak of hope, I really liked this movie. It was compelling, un-nerving and very beautiful.

Thursday Movie Review- They Still Exist!!!

Yes my Thursday Movie Reviews still exist.  They just have been dormant… sleeping a sound slumber if you will. But they have awoken with a vengeance desperate to review something.

So gather round my little ones,  for I have seen a movie and I am ready to report.

This week I saw Conan the Barbarian. The 2011 version.

And you know what I realized?

My standards are pretty low. Yep, cause I actually liked it. It wasn’t really bad. I wouldn’t see it again but I didn’t regret watching it. It was like, “I am glad I experience waiting in the ER all night. It was quite an experience. That crazy homeless was unforgettable. However I don’t wish to come back.”

Kinda like that.

The movie had a lot of action and even gruesome fighting scenes if you into that like the way I am.  I just couldn’t shake two things.

1) Why haven’t I seen the original one with Arnold?

2) This actor sucks.

Yes, the guy who plays Conan was cheesy. Like very cheesy. And yea sure he had a very nice body… his pecs were amazing… I wasn’t impressed with him.

He kept saying stupid stuff. And the way he would do his eyes captured in the pic above almost made me stab him.

Was Conan so ridiculously angry and violent in the original?

I am not sure if the story line is the same but Conan is bore from a mother fully immersed in battle. She, pregnant,  gets stabbed and her great warrior of a husband comes to her side.

Conan’s mother acknowledges that she is indeed dying but needs to see her son. So the great warrior cuts her stomach open and pulls out her son and names him Conan. Then she dies.

That is pretty bad ass.  That’s way too hardcore for blood.

So the warrior raises his son into young manhood. The entire next scene show the young Conan just thirsty for blood and war. He verges on the crazy and psychotic side if you ask me. But there weren’t any mental hospitals back in those days, so he was just saw as a soon to be great warrior.

The story continues that this crazy warlord invades their land looking for the lost piece to some mask/head-piece that controls the evil and magic. His evil wife was killed and he needs the mask/head-piece to be complete so he can awaken her and make him self ruler of the planet.

This crazed warlord has this daughter that is a witch. She is pretty scary.

They kill Conan’s  entire village and father and also find the piece that is needed to complete the magical mask thing.

So Conan lives his life looking for the man who killed his father.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Sorry I couldn’t help myself…

Then a hot chick gets involved which becomes more of a motive for Conan to kill the warlord.

With every movie where there is a battle of good and evil, it’s not so much who wins but how they got there. You know?

The point is that it does what its suppose to do: entertain.

However, don’t look deep into it because there are a lot of holes in the plot and some of the acting.  Conan the Barbarian brings absolutely nothing new or memorable to the table. It just serves as a reminder about how cool the character of Conan is. And Conan is cool. Visuals here are nothing less than breathtaking, with action and cinematography to help make it so. The main actor is  no Schwarzenegger, I am sure, but he’s capable of developing sympathetic interest. Somewhat.

Does it satisfy, this tale? In its own modest way, it does.

So see it or don’t … you will live.

P.S. I looked up the actor who played Conan. I wasn’t impressed with him the movie… well only his chest.  And after seeing him smiling while posing…  he is actually quite hot.

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So now I am conflicted. It’s a wonder what a pretty face will do.

Actors & Actresses That If They Die I Will Cry My Eyes

Several days ago, it was announced that Comedian Phyllis Diller had passed away.

I really wasn’t familiar with her.

Then Neil Armstrong died. And even though he was an American hero I didn’t witness him walking the moon and he was always apart of history for me.

We seem to be losing many good people. It got me thinking… who would I just freakin balls to the wall cry over if they died?

So I complied a small list of people that I will definitely cry if they kick the bucket!

Steve Martin

I never saw him on Saturday Night Live but I was able to catch reruns. Every movie he has been has been hilarious.  Steve is a big part of my childhood tv/movie watching growing up. I loved The Jerk, The Man with Two Brains,  Three Amigos,  Roxanne, Father of the Bride. He is just an distinguished part of comedy. And he is part of that generation which includes Chevy Chase, Martin Short, and Dan Aykroyd.

Which brings me to my next actor…

Dan Aykroyd

I always saw him as the type of father I wanted.  All his characters were comforting to me and made me laugh as well. He is just a big part of movies for me. I can’t see not watching him in any type of film. Blues Brothers is one my favorite movies. It was something that even as child I understood that a movie like this would be seen as a classic later. And I cherished Blues Brothers. Then we had great comedic movies like Coneheads, Ghostbusters, The Great Outdoors, and one of my favorite movies My Girl.  With Dan, I will be depressed if he ever dies.

Dick Van Dyke

I will so cry if he dies. One word: Mary Poppins!!

He made me love him. He swept me off my feet at like 5 years old.  Then he made Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Oh God… please don’t die Dick. You were the ultimate man to me at 5 years old and you still old. Wait til I go first… I am almost 30!!!

Julie Andrews

Til this day, I can honestly say I never have had any one take my breath as Julie Andrews. She is the interpretation of beauty. I don’t understand why she is not the Queen of England. I was amazed by her beauty, grace, pose, and her wonderful voice. I loved her in movies like Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music. I feel like she was from an age that no longer exists with classic beauties like Judy Garland, Katherine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood.

Clint Eastwood

My father forced me to watch westerns so thanks Dad because I never would have seen Clint in his best! Clint was the super hero, the bad ass, the CIA agent of that time. He was thrilling to watch and even now the movies he touch are pure gold.

I am sure there are more but these were the greatest examples of generation slowly passing on by. There are many new actors and actresses that I love now but its nothing like these few. These just didn’t entertain but stole the heart.

Are there any that you can name?

Thursday Movie Review- Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?

I finally saw the movie Slumdog Millionaire.

I know… I know I am late to the game. When did this movie come out?  Three years ago. Hey I wanted to the see “the movie of the year” but it got put on a list and the list just grew and grew.

What is important is that I finally saw it. In case you are like me and doing a big, “huh? What is she talking about?” ,  I will explain this crazy but wonderful movie.

First off, I hate when bad shit happens to good people. In this movie, its kids so its even more intense and sad.

 Right away, you see a bit of the end. A Mumbai teen who grew up in the slums, becomes a contestant on the Indian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” He is doing very well for a poor kid with no real education.

Under suspicion of cheating and fraud, he is arrested and interrogated. He is asked by the detective how he knows that answers to the questions. The events from his life history are shown which explain why he knows the answers. From there, he tells his story.

As young boys, Jamal and his older brother, Salim, lived in squalor, and lost their mother in a mob attack on Muslims.

Subsequently forced to rely on their own wits to survive, the desperate siblings fell back on petty crime, eventually befriending adorable yet feisty young Latika as they sought out food and shelter on the unforgiving streets of Mumbai.

They go from being reeled into one of India’s evil child laborers who forces the children to beg and will cripple them or even blind them for more profit to living a life on the train stealing and  selling items. In between events young Jamal grows closer to Latika. When he loses her running from henchmen he never stops thinking of her from adolescence to his teens.

Jamal is still good-hearted boy whereas his brother, Salim, only knows of money and how to make a quick buck. Salim seems to resent Latika and Jamal’s relationship right from the start. He is also a part of the reason  Jamal  looses Latika each time.

Though life on the streets was never easy, Jamal’s experiences ultimately instilled in him the knowledge he needed to answer the tough questions. Each chapter of Jamal’s increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show’s seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show?

I really liked this movie. My only regret is that I had not seen it earlier. It’s simply amazing. The story line is seriously top-notch and the acting is beyond great. This movie is a  brilliantly woven masterpiece.

Your emotions will be on an imaginary roller coaster ride the entire time as you blast through a cocktail of blood-pumping adrenaline, powerful secrets, searing heartache and rousing uplift. Slumdog Millionaire immerses the audience in an alien landscape and shows it through the eyes of a young man fighting against history and his own culture’s expectations. Through it all he remains an intrepid, indomitable and pure of heart as an idealized medieval knight.

And he is kinda cute … (Note to self: check how old he is before saying that out loud).

P.S. Then there is awesome thing at the very end. I am not going to ruin it for you but I loved it.

Mum’s the word.

Um so yea… I totally liked it.

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