I’m sad.
I have nothing to trick you with today! I’m without jokes today on this blessed day! Blast!
And I am terrified to read anything today because I am so guilable!
I ran through a possible list of things I could have pranked with …
I could tell you I am pregnant but that would be really just scaring myself. I thought I could tell you I was dying from a terminal illness but I actually haven’t had a physical since… I don’t think I have had one. So who knows, that may be true! I also thought of telling you that Lindsey Lohan has turned to Jesus. But I think Jesus would be highly insulted further damning my soul to hell.
I am to lazy to plan anything. I have so many things I wanna do but laziness gets the better of me sometimes. So if it wasn’t for the laziness you would either be mad or laughing so hard right now. I am sure I would have dreamt up something epic. But again, too lazy.
So be weary today.
I am.
I carefully scanned my chair and desk before I sat down. I made others taste my coffee before I did. You just never know. If someone scares you enough to cause a heart attack, remember they can and will get off because scaring someone to death is strictly only allowed today.
Comments on: "Alas, For I Am Without Pranks Today" (5)
And I was guessing you’d have a good one!! Hope you make it through the day un-fooled!
I thought the same thing! Saving up an extra good one for next year, aren’t you?
Why yes?!? (Evil laugh)
I’m not accepting ideas if you wanna submit
“I also thought of telling you that Lindsey Lohan has turned to Jesus. But I think Jesus would be highly insulted further damning my soul to hell.”
LMAO!! That’s funny!!!
I didn’t even give this day a second thought other than I had to go to the dentist because my cracked tooth wasn’t a joke. Neither was the Novocaine or the temp cap. There’s always next year so start planning now!
I am. Any ideas?