I have nothing to trick you with today! I’m without jokes today on this blessed day! Blast!
And I am terrified to read anything today because I am so guilable!
I ran through a possible list of things I could have pranked with …
I could tell you I am pregnant but that would be really just scaring myself. I thought I could tell you I was dying from a terminal illness but I actually haven’t had a physical since… I don’t think I have had one. So who knows, that may be true! I also thought of telling you that Lindsey Lohan has turned to Jesus. But I think Jesus would be highly insulted further damning my soul to hell.
I am to lazy to plan anything. I have so many things I wanna do but laziness gets the better of me sometimes. So if it wasn’t for the laziness you would either be mad or laughing so hard right now. I am sure I would have dreamt up something epic. But again, too lazy.
So be weary today.
I carefully scanned my chair and desk before I sat down. I made others taste my coffee before I did. You just never know. If someone scares you enough to cause a heart attack, remember they can and will get off because scaring someone to death is strictly only allowed today.