I have some really really devastating news. I am out of Takis… but worse than that… (hold me guys, hold me!) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up!!
I was not ready for this- this morning. I just can’t handle this!
First it was Rob and Kristen, now the Biebs and Selena!! What is happening to love?!?! I mean why even try anymore? Why even wake up?
I’m not only one feeling confused, lost, and on the verge of losing it based on this new celeb breakup.
This guy lost all reasoning…. seriously.
The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he’ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.
This Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home.
Apparently only one “lady of the night” held up her part of the bargain while the other collected cash and bought ran to their car and jammed.
So what did McNames do? He lodged a complaint! Hell yea! But wait, he didn’t call the HR of Prostitutes R US. No he called the cops!
He also requested that officers contact the woman who did not fellate him and “get $40 of his money back,” police reported.
And so he was arrested!
See what happens when you root for a celeb couple and they let you down!!
Don’t worry Ryan, time heals all things!
Another man is obviously in shock from the break up that he is just getting to work and putting on blinders to the rest of the world.
A man, Dale Porch, was dropped off at home last week after working the night shift for the Regional Transportation District but never made it inside. He died on his porch. Family members say hours later, a mail carrier walked by the body to deliver the mail but did nothing to help. The family says the carrier told them he thought the body was a mannequin, a decoration left over from Halloween.
That mail man was left dead inside. DEAD INSIDE Justin and Selena!!
This woman was arrested drinking and driving. Can you see the hurt in her face? The pain?
So I leave you now to grieve, to grieve for America. All we can do is hope. Hope that love isn’t lost forever!