I am in a rancid mood. And I sure as hell don’t mean I am stinky. I smell quite nice today.
If you must know… I am having a mental breakdown and I am very perturbed with its timing. How fucking rude, right?
So because I have some pint up rage and need to calm it down or go postal in my office and kill all my innocent co-workers, I need to channel this somewhere.
I missed the passage in life where you live alone and hunt for a roommate. After reading a bit of these ads, I am not so sure I am should be sad about it.
Why aren’t you guys applying!?!?!?
This has been the only time I wished I was an escort/stripper.
He knows what he wants … we can at least give him that. My question is where is the ad for women with big butts or great personalities!!!
No wonder he doesn’t have a roommate!! He is insane!!
Wow! Someone who really owns his douchy-ness. Amazeballs!!!
And finally ….
Poor guy… I sure hope he finds a home.
So hopefully I made you feel a little better. Wait, I was the one feeling like shit.
So thanks Craigslist … I owe you big!!