In the room where I sleep … my thoughts overflow.

I still can’t stop shuddering over the face eating freak in Miami. If that isn’t a reason to freak out, then I really don’t know what is.

People it is time to commence  the freak out!

It is happening! The Zombie Apocalypse is among us!!

Miami!!! How can you explain this?!?!

A man was eating another man’s face!! Why am I the only one going crazy about this right now!?!?!

He wouldn’t even stop after repeating being yelled out by a cop. He wouldn’t stop til he was shot dead! Hopefully her was double tapped in the head!! And he was naked. Well both men were. This instance alone can’t scream zombie apocalypse louder!!

And now health officials are blaming bath salts for the instance! Are you serious?!?!? Could we be more in denial?!?!

The Cranberries sang it best! “Zombie Zombie Zombie Zombie Zombie!”

What I find hilarious is that the mother of the alleged Zombie Miami attacker claims her son is not a zombie!

Of course she would say that!! She is his mother!!! Someone check her for bath salts!!

Then there was  the story of a Maryland man who dismembered his roommate and then eating the heart and brain. Or the story of the guy in New York who opened himself up and began to chucking his insides to police.

The stories are popping up as clear as day!!!

The Daily Beast so kindly created a map showing the latest occurrences of the Zombie attacks!! Check it the map here! From the way it seems, the attacks have originated in Florida and seem to be moving West.

Florida… we have just  had a meeting. It is time we cut you off and send you into the Gulf of Mexico. You may take the Miami Heat players with you.

And then low and behold I find this news story on MSN this morning. I nearly wet my pants!

The real disease that turns people to ‘zombies

Cue mental breakdown before getting my weaponry is order, alphabetized and loaded.

There is a  very real, and very deadly disease does exist (spread by some bug), called Africa trypanosomiasis or “sleeping sickness,” and some scientists say that it turns people to “zombies”.

Well I don’t know about any of y’all but its time to be high-stepping to your nearest heavy artillery shop and load up like the dickens.

Like the dickens!

Also don’t worry people, in the even of a zombie apocalypse I had written a post on the needed survival skills to survive.

Don’t forget to read up here!

The more you know!!!

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Comments on: "While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Waiting for the Zombie Apocalypse I Was Building my Zombie Fort" (6)

  1. OMG…love this post! I heard about this and was freaked out….imma start loading my weapons, building a fort etc. Your post had me laughing and also thinking that how can someone eat another pearson? The individual must have some sort of mental disorder, dysfunction or something to do that.
    Keep up the posts!

    • Lol thanks.
      I am really into zombies. They are so cool! I also think its funny that everyone is freaking out. I am too but just cause Florida needs to be sawed away.
      I can’t believe no one has thought that before!

  2. Let me know when they get closer to me

  3. How did I miss the Miami thing? That’s crazy.

    Let this be a lesson to everyone: Don’t do drugs.

    I just read that the girlfriend said she thinks it was a voodoo curse.

  4. Thypolar said:

    Anthony has drawn us all an escape plan. Apparently we are moving north because zombies can’t survive the ice and snow. It’s true! Just ask him…

    • That’s actually brilliant! No one ever has suggested or thought of it. I am going to war but if it’s get too hairy I will join you

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