Things I Noticed:
- Who names their child Bar?! The Irish??!!
- Bar is actually playing by herself. WHAT!?!? She couldn’t hire any friends!!!
- She isn’t any good at tennis….
- She played for 5 minutes without breaking a sweat…. a-ma-zing!!
- She has multiple wedgies and she only picked it once.
- Don’t smell your fingers!!!!
- It is totally cool to pick your underwear outta your ass crack…. I am going to quit hiding in the bathroom for now on.