Oh God… it’s Monday.
Even though I don’t want to be “here” I am still giving it my all. I am still a good mood. I am not taking out my internal anger on how the weekend flew by so fast on anyone here.
So here I am happy and working at the office.
Then shit just got real!
Shit hit the fan.
And now I am royally pist that I wanna take my stapler and beat some people over the head with it.
I notice that one of the vendors is bringing in some donuts.
Preferably, I don’t care for sweets. I just don’t. If you made me choose between a steak and cake I will always pick the steak. Every time. We, in the office, see the vendor walking in and all I say is, “Man I wish he had brought some breakfast tacos. My stomach can’t handle sugar this morning.”
As soon as the vendor walks in I greet him and my co-worker throws me under the bus saying, “Tell him what you said.”
I was like what the fuck are you doing…
He goes and ahead and says that I said the old vendor used to bring in breakfast tacos.
Are you kidding me? Are we in high school???
Then the ass hole co-worker tells me that now the vendor will bring breakfast tacos like if it was some sort of little plan he and I were in on!!
I did not say that. I didn’t even imply anything rude or mean. I didn’t even say it in a bitchy tone. If you know me, you will know that there isn’t any bitchiness in me.
Then the vendor goes and tells my boss. Oh they laugh it off like its a big joke.
I should never have opened my stupid mouth. I have no idea what is holding me back from spearing my co-worker in the eye with my purple BIC round stic Grip pen.
Then my boss asks me where a certain file it. I ask him what year it was done in. It was last year so I point him in the direction of the 2011 files. Well he can’t find it so I get up and look for it. Then he gets exasperated and takes it upon himself to label all MY shit.
I spend the whole morning trying to find the damn folder come to find out that it wasn’t done last year but in 2010. It was his project you think he would know that. He has been here long enough, you would think he would know the system that THEY created and I just follow.
Then he feels like I am too messy and must label everything on my desk so he can find stuff. Nothing on my desk belongs to him!! I have nothing for him. The project folder was in the correct place according to year.
This is all just part of their plan to own me business-ly speaking… if that makes sense.
And I refuse. I refuse to be their little woman, their pet, their anything. I just work here and that’s all I wanna do. They seem to forget that I am the only women here and that my emotions can and will run wild. And if I ever was to murder them I would do it while I was on period. Women have got off for murder because they have pleaded temporary insanity.
We all can agree that we don’t need the only female in the office to go postal. God forbid, THOSE guys would have to actually do some work!!
So here I am clenching my fists, grinding my teeth trying to stay away from anything sharp.
Just breathe, smile…. its not everyone’s fault that you are surrounded by dumb asses.
Breathe….. smile….. breathe…..