In the room where I sleep … my thoughts overflow.

This weekend I was determined to live up to my New Year’s resolution to start drinking. I also developed this plan to try something new every week and blog about it. So I downloaded this app that gives names of cocktail drinks, mixed drinks and instructions on how to make them. This way I will become more sophisticated  when it comes to alcohol and also more drunk.

Oozing sophistication while getting hammered

But because I am a retard I totally forgot to visit the liquor store to stock up and I was left to shop at Wal-Mart. Can you get sophistication with Wal-Mart?

I don’t know. So I frantically scanned the wine section hoping for a miracle when I stumbled onto this.

I was immediately interested.

Wine that is chocolate?

Can it be done? Would it taste magically delicious? Will I have to avoid drinking my much need 8oz glass of milk?

I got a fancy wine glass, put some ice in it, and poured the chocolatey substance.

Wanna know what it tastes like?

It was like I grabbed a bunch of Hersey bars and melted them in some red wine.

It was delish. I could have swam in this drink. It was freaking tasty. And yes pretty strong.

It has to be every girl’s dream to drink chocolate. I felt like a checked off something from a kick the bucket list. I was getting a little hammered last night because I started to become very resourceful.

Imagine all the ways you can use this intoxicating drink.

Warning: Do Not Eat Your Own Face


Don't you think Carrie would have been more happier had it been chocolate?


The possibilities with chocolate are endless. I know I have I just begun scratching the surface with the ideas. Hold on, here is another one…. is there chocolate porn??

Holy crap there is people!!!

I think I can die now.

But not until I try Choco Wine Raspberry!!!


Comments on: "Becoming an Alcoholic at Wal-Mart" (19)

  1. So on Thursday you can have movie reviews. Mondays can be booze reviews! Walmarts in my area don’t have liquor sections. Only once you get past Maryland and south do they have such conveniences!

  2. As much as I love chocolate in my booze, I’ve yet to try ChocoVine. I’ve seen it many times. Its taunting me. It whispers my name…… you sent it here, didn’t you?

  3. This could be hazardous to my weekly sobriety! Chocolate in wine! Who would have thunk? I wonder what the calorie in take is? It might be beneficial to my waste line 😉

  4. I’ve had chocovine, but not the raspberry. I’ll be on the lookout for it.

  5. I’ve always wanted to try this wine + chocolate because I think it sounds absolutely amazing and now I have to because you said it’s delicious! I think that Choco Wine Raspberry sounds mighty tasty too and I can’t wait to go and get some fancy chocolate wine.

  6. This stuff is delicious! Do not however try to make your own Chocowine. I did and I was not successful.

  7. Can you tell me how many calories it has?

  8. Can you tell me how many calories it has? I’ll keep a look out for it around here

  9. You’ve been tagged for the Genuine Blogger Award! Go get it girl! xoxo melis

  10. Oh man, do i love this! i’m going to have to do a write-up of it for my blog! Thanks for the hilarious post and the great photos that accompany it.

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