It’s come to my attention that because this is my 27th year and I, for this year, am in the elite club called the 27 club where celebrities that are remarkable geniuses all died.
When they were all 27 years old.
Don’t believe me … read all about it here.
So since my celebrity status has peaked, I realized that something was missing.
I need a stalker.
I do have a few requirements for you auditioning as the role of my stalker.
You must be female, you must not be the “Son of Sam” crazy, and your obsession of me must be healthy.
I want someone to hide in the bushes and follow me, know how to use a camera, and be singing the “You’re Beautiful” song by James Blunt as they follow me through my daily commute.
So let’s get ready to get healthy!!
If you are interested in applying for the job, fill out the form and put it either post it in the comments or a blog post and link me so I can read it.
I will definitely pick the best ones and post here and later on pick a winner.
Favorite Color: ________________
Song You Would Sing to Me: _________________________
Are you allergic to any type of bushes or trees: ________________________
Can you afford to me smother me in bling: _________________________
What type of lens to do you use in your camera: __________________________
Which is my best side: _____________
Have you had experience in stalking: YES or NO
If yes, who did you stalk: ______________________
Why did you stop stalking: ____________________________
Will you be dedicated to me (Explain) : ______________________
Why Should I Pick You: __________________________
Additional Comments (Bonus Points): ___________________________________________________________________________