And if you are like me, you cry and rock yourself in a corner asking ….. how…. why???
Who are you people???
I think I saw a special on you on NatGeo!! And you were on acid!!
Didn’t you know the number one rule when tripping on acid is to not google! Who knows the mayhem that you all cause!??! It’s a serious offense. Much like texting when drunk, you wake up with so much regret and confusion.
For instance, what kinda crazy fucks google “I Hate it When Jesus Rides Dinosaurs”??
How can you even say that?? Never have I seen such blasphemy!! If we were created in God’s image, wouldn’t be sure as fuck to conclude that riding dinosaurs is AWESOME!!
I vote for Jesus in 2012 because he rides dinosaurs!!
Someone googled unicorn tornado.
I really think that was all Thoughtsy.
Yep I can guarentee it!!
So how does that work? Tornados with unicorns flying around??? Or is it unicorns bringing epic disaster wherever they go.
Thoughtsy… any thoughts??
Here is another one that tickled the imaginary pickle.
Zombies in nightgowns.
See, I never been much for night gowns. They just says 1950’s to me or Mormons. To be safe then sorry, and also so as to avoid the zombie fashion police on my ass, I am going to go for something more chic as a zombie.
Billions and Billions Served!!