Here are a few missed connections that are posted on Craigslist that I hope are jokes. Otherwise, yes Mayan apocalypse, kill us all now!!!
So now I have to make mine!!!
So here it is:
I was eating at my favorite Mexican restaurant with my crew. You, blonde, beautiful blue eyes came over to table to bring our drinks. You tripped over something. Too bad I ordered coffee cause that shit went all over my legs and now I have third degree burns on my thighs. I walked to the bathroom trying to dry myself off. You followed me. You helped me apply towels. We had a moment. We stared into each other’s eyes for a while. You asked, “I am not going to get a tip am I?”
I said,”Fuck no you clumsy bitch.”
I walked out of the bathroom. I would love to see you again to get to know you and maybe …. have you cover some of my medical bills? Come on you owe me!
Our lyric will forever be the description of “us”.
“Like a moth to the flame, burned by the fire;
My love is blind, can you see my desire?
That’s the way love goes.”
Let me know if its you by telling me how I like my coffee.
Truth is everyone knows I like my coffee like I like my women.