That was last year….and I totally rocked it out!! Like totally. Sadly I don’t have any tattoos or piercings or scars to commemorate this past year. Fuck I should have thought of that before Sunday!! I could have lit my self on fire or something. I did have a couple of close calls while making pizza!!
I already posted my first and foremost resolution that is important to me. I thought, I need more. What’s better than self disappointment on December 31st of 2012!!!
If there is even a December 2012. Finger crossed!!
I read all these resolution list of people who now feel resolutions are so passé.
I am uncool and will be uncool til the day I die! I will continue to do resolutions til the die!
Not keeping promises is the American way!
So to begin…. music!!
Resolution 2. I Need More Scars
Scars from the year to show that I am actually doing something. I need to start jumping off buildings, getting dirty, I need a damn neck brace!!
Resolution 3. I will try to be active everyday even if its one activity.
Resolution 4. I am going to try to wake up …. (say it, say it Marina!!) earlier.
God, I hate waking up. God I hate waking up early. It’s always in the morning do I wish I was dead!! Cause then I could sleep!!!
But I need to wake up early. Part of my stress is being fucking late everywhere. Seriously, how do you other grown ups do it?
I try going to bed early, but I can’t shut down. And even if I get proper sleep, I can’t remember why I have to wake up in morning!!
I don’t remember work or getting my daughter to school. I can’t compute. So nothing is important in the morning.
I lost the getting up battle today, but I will try again.
I need a wake up service in my room. I need someone’s annoying voice to bug me at 6:15am in the morning.
What is my mother doing around that time??
Resolution 5. I am going to drink more. Seriously. I need to drink… and more often. My life is getting faster and faster and stressful… I need to work on my vices and fixes.
I am envious of those who tweet that are a enjoying a nice vodka and cranberry. I figure that if I can start I might be able to handle the step son when he comes over and STAYS for 17 days straight.
I could have used alcohol the entire holidays!!
Also, if I get drunk periodically throughout the year, I will thus create a resolution for next year on attending AA regularly.I know I will totally score loads of friends there.
Resolution 6. More nudity.
Seriously. I need to make a day outta the month that I can just get naked. Not for sexually purposes but to air creases, to appreciate the nice cotton in my bed sheets and the leather on my couches. I think my husband and I can both agree that finding crumbs on each others’ bodies during sex is bonus features that you never stop loving.
Sex and a snack!
Also, I plan to read more, work harder, learn something different more often, be more open minded about things. and a bunch of other crap …. etc etc…
So there you have it… my resolution list!!
Easy enough to make, easy enough to break…. all in the American Spirit!