Thank freaking God Tebow lost.
I mean I was rooting for the virgin but with all this religion,Jesus only loves the Broncos, hub drub I was starting to get worried.
Jesus obviously loves everyone…
Also, in a drunken bet, I told everyone that if Tebow won against the Pats I would got to church. I would “believe”.
Thank God that didn’t happen. See what I did there….. I thanked God for … oh nevermind.
So God must love Brady… or has a daughter that we don’t know about that has seen Brady in his skeevies….
I am just trying to make sense of it all.
So moral of the story: Tebow is not anointed by God and Brady probably loved Tebow scrambling frantically,”Why has God forsaken me? Is this a test?!??!”
Tebow that one time in band camp did count!!