What do you picture when you think about spammers?
Do you picture a high tech and computer software savvy theft or a clown like I do?
I picture a nut. A clown. An imbecile. Sure these clowns can send you spam ware that can ultimately give you a virus and ruin your computer but the same can be said with Russia who has the most bombs then any other country but they are not the smartest bunch out there (so the internet tells me). Ask Peggy.
I checked up my blogs stats and noticed that I had 13 spam comments. First off, isn’t Word Press suppose to kick spams’ ass? It proudly lets me know how many spammers ass it kicks everyday.
Well 13 slipped by Word Press! And that’s 13 too many!
What annoys me the most are the spammers asking for help. Seriously, do they honestly think I am going to respond back and assist them?! Who does that? I should respond back and say, “FIGURE IT YOUR SELF DUMBASS!”
Awww, you can’t upload pictures? Too bad!!!
Then there are the spammers that make absolutely no sense.
Take these people for instance.
Karren Caler writes: without doubt it is possible to take a look at my web page on.
Or this spaz: i wish to have some diamond necklace but they’re quite expensive
Then I have spam like this: My programmer is trying to persuade me to move to .net from PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the costs. But he’s tryiong none the less. I’ve been using Movable-type on a variety of websites for about a year and am anxious about switching to another platform. I have heard excellent things about blogengine.net. Is there a way I can import all my wordpress content into it? Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated! Also, please check out my site http://ingersollrandsk34c86review.co.cc
Dude!! Have you ever read any of my blogs?! I am mentally retarded and you talking about something ’bout a PHP. That sounds like a fun case of STDs! And then the clown plugs himself! On my blog! I am not gonna post this shit! You don’t even know switch to another platform! I might not either but I don’t need too. You do so that makes you the dumbass on not knowing what to do!
Or I have ones that try to be all cool and unrobot-like but the truth is, you ain’t fooling me. I have seen Terminator several times.
Babette Politte commented: Hmm it looks like your site ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I too am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any tips for inexperienced blog writers? I’d genuinely appreciate it. Also, please visit my website
First you cut my blog down then you plug yourself, and now you want me to work! “Do I have any tips for you” you wanna know….
Wait, that’s not nice. Here is a tip: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I also get the spammers who wanna criticize me. Yeah, I suck so much that they must leave a comment letting me know that.
Jerkoff Spammer writes: Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is important and all. However just imagine if you added some great pictures or videos to give your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but with images and videos, this website could certainly be one of the most beneficial in its field.
Ha! Jokes on you mother fucker! I ain’t going for beneficial. My plan is to dumb people down. Consider that a gift for reading my blog. Thanks for the brain cells!!
This spammer surprised me greatly!
floyd mayweather says: Amazing! This blog looks exactly like my old one! It’s on a entirely different topic but it has pretty much the same page layout and design. Wonderful choice of colors!
Wow who knew Floyd Mayweather could read let alone write!! Our school system isn’t in the shitter yet folks!!
Despite this encouraging spam comment, all my spammers are retarded and they think I am retarded.
Lucky me, I am getting the retarded third world country spammers. Well, at least I can say I contributed to feeding them yesterday.
“Just one spam comment a day folks, just one a day, feeds an entire village of computer hackers in Nigeria! Including their Prince!”