So yesterday I saw Bridesmaids.
I have been waiting to see this movie like nobody’s business!
(Ok it’s clear that I need to work on my analogies)
I loved The Hangover and I was under the assumption that this was the girl version. I was totally excited and I wanted to see woman tear it up!!!
Don’t get me wrong …. the movie was funny. There were moments that I could not catch my breath cause I was dying of laughter. DYING!
However, it wasn’t as awesome as it should have been. It should have been about them getting tore up in Vegas. Instead it was about a down on her luck woman her basically ruins her best friend’s wedding due to being jealous of her new friend.
My favorite scenes were when the women get food poisoning and they literally tear up the bathroom at a top-notch bridal store.
Or when Kristen Wig’s character wigs out on the plane after she takes some drugs to calm down. Kristen Wig is hilarious and she sales on this movie!!
They had the actresses for it! The potential was there!! They just didn’t take advantage of the possible shenanigans they could have gotten into.
There were times that I was tearing up. TEARING UP!! Why is there sad parts in this movie?!!
I wanted to envy these women!! I wanted to be like hell yeah women can party! Yet, there was none of that.
Where the hell where the strippers? The balls? The small dicks? The big dicks? The deformed dicks? The big woman with small man sex? Where were the girl fights or someone getting hitched to a homeless man in Vegas?
Come on!! They could have made this surreal!!
There was comedy but not what you thought.
This movie did make me wish I had an actual best friend. Ok, not even a best friend a good friend.
How the hell does Amber from Teen Mom have one and I don’t?!?!
I just want someone to wanna hang out with me even to do nothing. Just come over and hang. Hell bring some stuff to make cupcakes and I will gladly watch you make them. And I will eat them. Because that is what friends do!!
We can watch tv and movies together. I will paint your nails. I really don’t like doing that but I will do it.
I just want someone who just feels comfortable enough to just hang. I am a low maintenance girl.
Well, that’s enough ranting.
I do recommend seeing Bridesmaid. There are some crazy ass parts in the movie.
It had the things girls hate the most: crappy sex, food poisoning, etc etc.