Damn … that’s totally me at 6am except I got frosted highlights yo! I am be pimp!
So as I run out the door I go through the checklist as I am pulling out of the drive way… DID I FORGET ANYTHING?!??!
Check… Southwest ain’t got nothing on me on bags.
Did I lock the door?
Did I turn off my flat-iron?
Oh my god.. no wait I did… I think!!!
I just have this feeling… one day I am going to burn down that house. Seriously. I am not shitting you. I feel it. The same way I feel like I am going to drive off the mountain I drive through everyday.
It’s like death is calling me … I am not listening but I just have a feeling!!
So when I finally pull into my daughters school, I find a parking spot on the street. We get off the car and I walk her in carrying two bags and her back pack with everything in it! Whew.
I take her to her classroom. I know she is uneasy. I am nervous for her but she knows how school is. She needs to man up in a child way.
I give her a big hug and kiss and tell her I will pick her up after school.
I miss her now. I miss all my babies but I worry about the older one. She doesn’t have fierceness as her younger sister.
In time… in time.
So I walk back to my car and an idiot has parked so close to me from behind the car was practically humping my Tahoe. That’s impossible though!
A Honda can not satisfy a Tahoe.
Luckily I know how to park and given myself enough space from the car in front of me.
So that was my morning.
I am ready for a nap. Alas its only 10:31 am.
In other news, I am thinking of moving to Canada. Cannabis is legal… I’ll have a cool accent… and Polar Bears are everywhere. I was warned it was way too expensive but I will be too stoned to care.