Wednesdays are crap for TV. I could watch Storage Wars but I never know when comes on and it’s just too much hassle to remember. So I was forced to make it a Netflix night. Netflix “thinks” it knows me and made the decision to recommend some movies to me under the Independent genre. So sure why not.
As I went through the list, I looked for familiar titles. I however am a person who judges a book by its cover type of gal. So I picked this movie.
Obviously the almost nudity caught my eye. So of course I tuned in. Beats paying 10.99 for a porn! As the movie started I started to regret my decision because I instantly thought they had put a half naked chick on the movie to reel you in. Then you find actors who can’t act worth shit, a plot that stinks, and a movie that was made on $12 budget. I know because I have made home movies on a budget of $20 and let me tell you, the quality was superb. Anything less would have been crap! Take my word for it.
The Babysitters stars John Leguizamo and Cynthia Nixon. It was about a young girl that babysits for a family. When the father of the family takes her home, they talk and have somewhat of a cheesy connection.
The next time she babysits, they do it. Groan! A little too quick for my taste but whatever. Can we the audience savor the moment?!?
Each time they have sex and he drives her home, he gives her “her babysitting money” which is like $200. Yeah! I know! Soon he asks her if she has any friends that will “babysit” for his friends. And so she basically starts a business in her school with a few of her friends and they make cash! They babysit a couples’ kids and then the father drives them home, then boom! They get it on! Shirley (the main girl) is their pimp! She even takes a cut from their earnings!!!
It’s too late to be a pimp myself, but imagine the power!!!!
However as she creates this lucrative business some of the girls try to start their own business on the side. Then she becomes this ruthless madame and regains control. She does this all being calm, cool, and collective.
She has very smart rules and seems to know how to handle every situation. I am impressed because she is only a senior. As a senior I couldn’t do algebra to save my life and she is running a business!!!
The whole time I am panicking cause I am waiting for shit to hit the fan. It does but not in the way you expect it. When shit kinda hits the fan, the neighbors could hear me yelling, “Kids muffin ears!! Holy shit Holy shit!”
And then it kinda just all goes away…. like that’s how it ends.
I liked the movie. It was intense and interesting but it made me call my husband a hundred times. Each time I woke him up. I decided he was very sleepy and angry for being woken up and it was obvious he was not in the mood for having sex with someone. So I quit bothering him.
I give this movie a thumbs up. Watch it you are bored and want someone thing weird like teenagers having sex with fathers that are married.
Oh yea, there was a nude scene. Took long enough but it finally happened. It was nice. Especially since she had a nice flat stomach. Her boobs were big. I had to pause the movie because even though they were big they looked kinda weird. I am not sure what it was. I don’t know if one was bigger than the other or what. I don’t know if a nipple was lighter than the other. It could have been the lighting. If that’s the case , the director needs to get on that.
So I say sure why the hell not.
Moral of the story: Don’t fucking hire a babysitter!!