Damn you Fnkybee for double dog daring me.
If you knew me already (in person), I would have pulsated and seizured in front of you many times before in effort to understand what exactly Beyoncé is doing.
Seriously, is she calling rain from the heavens? Is there an evil spirit that has possessed her? Did she just see the movie the Craft and invoked spirits from the dead?
I am not sure.
Beyoncé, yes a great singer, is one scary dancer. I bet her dancers next to her are secretly wishing she does not knock them out.
You be the judge. Here is her newest video. I am still waiting for rain.
The truth is she needs to fire her choreographer. No that person needs to be shot! Beyoncé looks like a beast.
Now here is a similar interpretation.
It’s like her twin am I right?!?!
My wig was falling off and everything! How does Beyoncé do it? Super glue? I had to pretend that an evil spirit entered my body and was trying to make me vomit last week dinner. I now will be sore in a week.
I assure you I can dance… not much better than this, but no one said Beyoncé or I could dance.
However, let me show you who can dance!! Are you ready for the newest dancing queen??
This post just went from zero to hero. Thanks Si. You are opening for Britney next month.
It’s ok to laugh … I did but I also cried!
And this one just signed with the Miami Heat dancers.
You are welcome.