In the room where I sleep … my thoughts overflow.

The world may or may not blow up on Saturday, May 21 at 6:00 pm.

All I gotta say is thanks a lot Jesus… I now have unfundable Disneyland tickets!

Just kidding. I am not dumb enough to buy unfundable tickets anywhere!

Still, can you believe people are saying the world is going to end or this other thing called the Rapture?

Jesus and the WTF!

 

It’s actually more creepy than doomsday-ish.

I assure everyone that Jesus wants to see Hangover 2 before he ends the earth.  That buys us another week. Then after that, I’ll just file an extension. If it works for the IRS, I am sure it will work with Jesus because for the most part he seems reasonable!

And according to the Bible (gasp! it’s a bible for dummies), no one knows the day or the hour of the end of the world. And then just to pick a random day like May 21st is pretty prematurely guessed. And let’s be serious, God never does anything prematurely! Nothing!

Ahem…

However I would LOVE (like the way a fat kid loves cake) to poke fun at the churches. Not only are they easy targets, but they really are closeted freaks. Y’all don’t know it, but I do …and I am going to oust them all out of the Freaky Closet now!

It makes sense. He did say to freaking populate the earth. Come on now!  Cause God said so.

It’s a church from the West Side… what did you expect?

So did Michael!

This only applies to right-handed  and ambidextrous people.

Which lube would you recommend? Adam and Eve? Trojans?

Wow I can totally relate to this. And so can my hubs … Who needs porn when you can just drive down this street?!?!

 

Apparently Peter was the “one” that got a way for this pastor. I’ll pass on this sermon. I hate mushy love stories.

 

Oh wait. Theres more!

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Comments on: "Cleaning Out the Freaky Closet" (9)

  1. The church signs crack me up. You know they have to know the sexual innuendoes they entail when they are putting them up. haha!

    They are FREAKS!

    If I don’t get to tell you before Saturday…I love you. 😛

  2. ryoko861 said:

    fnkybee and I are set to have some beers and watch people run amuck screaming “the world is ending”. I hope you like Michelob.

    Let’s have a love fest before Saturday! BIG GROUP HUG EVERYONE!

    Oh, those signs are a crack up! There’s a priest with a sense of humor in my town that puts stuff like that up, I should check out what he’s got this week and snap a pic.

  3. LMAO! This post was awesome! You know I love you, right?

  4. Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Ok so we passed a church in our town that had it’s hours listed. Mind you it wasn’t catholic but it was closed on Sundays. Uh…ok? Love this post lady, you made my night!

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