The world may or may not blow up on Saturday, May 21 at 6:00 pm.
All I gotta say is thanks a lot Jesus… I now have unfundable Disneyland tickets!
Just kidding. I am not dumb enough to buy unfundable tickets anywhere!
Still, can you believe people are saying the world is going to end or this other thing called the Rapture?
It’s actually more creepy than doomsday-ish.
I assure everyone that Jesus wants to see Hangover 2 before he ends the earth. That buys us another week. Then after that, I’ll just file an extension. If it works for the IRS, I am sure it will work with Jesus because for the most part he seems reasonable!
And according to the Bible (gasp! it’s a bible for dummies), no one knows the day or the hour of the end of the world. And then just to pick a random day like May 21st is pretty prematurely guessed. And let’s be serious, God never does anything prematurely! Nothing!
However I would LOVE (like the way a fat kid loves cake) to poke fun at the churches. Not only are they easy targets, but they really are closeted freaks. Y’all don’t know it, but I do …and I am going to oust them all out of the Freaky Closet now!
It makes sense. He did say to freaking populate the earth. Come on now! Cause God said so.
It’s a church from the West Side… what did you expect?
So did Michael!
This only applies to right-handed and ambidextrous people.
Which lube would you recommend? Adam and Eve? Trojans?
Wow I can totally relate to this. And so can my hubs … Who needs porn when you can just drive down this street?!?!
Apparently Peter was the “one” that got a way for this pastor. I’ll pass on this sermon. I hate mushy love stories.
Oh wait. Theres more!