Wow …. what a day!! I woke up and dropped of the kiddies and drove all the way to
hell work. Is it over yet??
Well at least I accomplished staying alive… playing dodge the car assassins gets old after a while. I guess I need to worry about my retirement plan.
Quit now and when I get old I can get a job at Walmart as a greeter!
Shout out to my new special lady Tiny Temper who gave me the Stylish award. If only she knew that I woke up late bathed in the sink (yes like a homeless chick) smelled checked my clothes, and threw everyone in the car! Stylish indeed! Thanks anyways Tiny.
I wanna say thanks to my fans and stalkers which I kinda consider is the same thing . Damnit, ladies there is enough of me to go around! Hey Hey Hey!
Lets see what do I want …. I want World Peace so gas prices can go down, I want people to think of the children and I also want me to stop sexually harrassing bears in the woods!!
It has to be consensual! Thats all I am saying!
And as any award there are laws of nature that have to be observed. I must share even things about myself …
1. I love to cuss … I am not known to actually say bad words only when I am extremely mad but on paper I can cuss like the best of them.
2. I love to sleep. Even when I was young, I snuck in naps everywhere!
3. Weeping Willow trees make me sad. They are pretty but they seriously depress me. Why are you sad tree? Why??!
4. Work cramps my style .. seriously! I am unprofessional, I am very hood (lol) and I eat like its my last meal everytime. No professional wants to see that!
5. I am constantly eating… I eat when I get bored, when I watch tv, when I sad, lonely and happy. Food is more than a comfort friend. Its my child. GET IN MY BELLY!!
6. I am constantly searching for the best sweet iced tea. It’s my life’s work!
7. I think in my past life I was either a man or a large animal. You should see how much food I can consume in a day. I shock the men I work with it. But they are a bunch of bitches with their V-8’s and salads.
And now to pass this award to 6 other bloggers so they can fight in mudd and bikinis to the death!
http://dontmakethatface.com/ She is hilarious and she find the craziest things on the internet. She is now the queen of the internet.
http://thypolarlife.wordpress.com/ She is so nice and sweet and she knows how to make a good story and keep you interested. I must have me some thypolar everyday! In fact… I am seriously lacking right now!
http://fnkybee.wordpress.com/ Lol her mind is warped and all over the place. And we would stop reading if she wasn’t. Therapists stay away from Fnky. She has a good thing going!!
http://pkitass.wordpress.com/ This girl is witty. The stuff she says is crazy. I think she is actually the female Chihuahua puppy in Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
http://rubhub.wordpress.com/ I have been reading her blog for a while and I must say she is very smart & very strong! She takes life by the horns even if she is unsure about it. Her blog is her journal and each post we get to see her life by her permission. I’m always rooting for Rub Hub!
http://firecracker3.wordpress.com/ She is my Samantha from Sex in the City! Except she is an awesome brunette. She is sexy and smart and independent but she also knows how to choke the balls!
So there you go … now I am going to make something to eat so I can watch the hot mud wrestling match that is beginning now!