This weeks blogs have been for crap.
I don’t think today will be any better. I lack any opinion for anything today. Nada. Zip.
William and Kate. Double Eh
American Idol. Eh.
You catch my drift.
Yesterday on my way home, I witnessed a police car chase. You know, they aren’t as exciting as I thought it would be.
I got a really good look at the driver. He was driving in a Ford Red old pick up truck. He looked like he wasn’t wearing a shirt. He also looked white. That’s important I guess. What stuck me was the fact that he had his elbow on the window seal thing. Like he runs from the cops all the time. I didn’t see him once looking back or have an uneasy look. No he was sitting back staring straight ahead. From the looks of it, he wasn’t even speeding! At least, he didn’t look like it.
In all honesty, what gave him away was the troopers with their sirens on that were right on his ass.
As soon as I realized what it was, I was like ‘Oooo a police car chase!’
However that feeling quickly evaporated. What happened to the swivering crazily, the helicopters in the sky, crashes, explosions, shooting between the cars. I really feel as if Bad Boys lied to me.
How can I even watch Bad Boys again? Now a doubt has been planted in my mind. Now I am questioning everything. My world is spinning! Is it getting hot in here?!
Pretty soon, you people are going to tell me that Snooki is real, that Brad and Jennifer Aniston broke up, that Ricky Martin is gay! Get the fuck out!
You know what makes my day?
Hilarious tweets. I try to say funny shit as randomly as I possibly can. To be retweeted is the ultimate high! Here is what I tweeted this morning. For once, it was true!
And people retweeted this. Granted this wasn’t my best. I have many others:
Just one more thing to make my life purposeful. Especially since TV is not failing me.