In the room where I sleep … my thoughts overflow.

She can't believe it either.

I can’t believe it. 100th post. Can you believe it? Neither can I.

What the fuck WordPress? No confetti? No fancy parade of balloons? Where is Elton?

Jipped again. I work all this time, busting my brain for  ideas to amuse you people and what do I get?

Nada.

Zip.

I am just kidding WordPress. Where would I be with out you? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

At night, when I am alone clutching my laptop, I have you to keep me warm.

WordPress, because of you, I have made countless of blogger friends who not only laugh with me but also laugh at me. And who doesn’t want that? It’s truly brain altering. It’s nice knowing that even after all the doctors who wanted to lock me away for life due to my so called mental instability(everybody has an opinion), you provided me with a support group in readers that basically said that we need more doctors out there putting us all away.

Because of you, I now have a place to write all my random crazy thoughts.

  1. Got caught hugging the radio today at work.
  2. If I had a donut shop, I would just make the dough then use a shot gun to shoot a hole in it to make a donut. Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this? I might have to quit writing and further investigate this endeavor.
  3. When asked where was a certain employee, I immediately let out “He was vomiting and speaking tongues. So I sent him home. He was suffering from Acuta Throat Asoreitis.”

WordPress, you have created a network of quirky, insane, diabolical, down right hilarious mofos ever. People I envy, laugh with, are awe of, and even just admire. And I think that’s all I wanted for Christmas. Friends.

Everyone here just wants to speak out and be heard. To share and just have someone to listen. Thanks for letting me have that. I have been a lover of writing since my mother handed me a diary in the 1st grade.  I am finally back into the writing loop and have never felt better about myself.

So too 100 more posts!

 

NOT!

I can’t just end it like that. I don’t do sappy. Well I do but then I get all uncomfortable and then I wiggle in pants. And then well I just get outta control making an uncomfortable joke about how funny shows about little people are.

Soooo ….. I handed my boss some papers he asked me for and there he caught a glimpse of my nails. I had painted them like a month ago and the paint was chipping. SO SUE ME!

What are you looking at?

“Uh, you should do something about those nails.”

“uh what?”

“Your nails. You should paint them or get them done.”

I wasn’t gonna say anything. I planned to walk right out the office with my usual WTF look. But then it hit me, that’s what I normally do. My God I am a writer! And I need shit to post. Besides its Christmas, he can’t fire me. Right?

So I backed my ass right in there and said, “Ok so here is the plan. You bring the nail polish tomorrow and I’ll clear 15 minutes out of my day and you can paint them. I just can’t seem to find the time between driving my kids around, cooking, doing laundry, helping my kid with homework, cleaning my house, designing a giant snowflake for the Christmas show my daughter is in, packing lunches, ironing clothes, reading stories, and trying some time to sleep at night time. So if you wanna be a doll and hook me up, shit I’ll take it.

There it is!

Elton John is singing: Hold me closer tiny dancer! Count the headlights on the highway! Lay me down in sheets of linen! You had a busy day today.

Yes. Yes I did.

 

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Comments on: "My 100th Post(confettii, balloons, Elton John singing Tiny Dancer)" (28)

  1. GREAT POST!!! The sappy part rings true! I will leave it at that so not to make you wiggle in your pants 😉
    I do believe that is the best ‘100th post’ I have read!
    And i am with you on the nail thing..I am notorious for leaving old polish on. My son called me out on it the other day and asks why I leave it on..well buddy its because I am busy being your mom oh and writing blogs, twittering and checking fb. God that’s sad! I am checking into therapy immediately!
    Congrats on your 100th post and I look forward to reading many many more!

    • Thanks so much! Look if someone would provide me specialist in beauty … then I could understand why people would be concerned. Hey I ain’t pointing out the booger hanging out of peoples noses or the pepper in their teeth … wait this might be karma.

  2. Lol I love what u said to ur boss. Lol good for u. Congrats on ur 100th post, but u cant stop blogging……ur readers, including me, love what u write.

  3. LOL! Congrats on the 100th post 🙂
    Loved the comment to boss – for an added “sugar and spice” you should have took off your shoes and socks and said “and while your at it – hook these lil piggies up too” LOL

  4. Congrats!! 100 is a big deal! And yes, it does reunite or forms link that really need professional help. So, how long you been on the run? You know, from the aliens that have taken over all the doc’s? Me? About 3 years….but time stops when you’re seeing aliens, so I’m not quite sure anymore….

    What was I saying? Oh yea…congrats!

    AJ

  5. Congrats on #100 and the badd-ass response to your boss. If I were you, I’d put them kids to work. I had (15) so I had someone to take out the trash, (12) does my nails and (10) feeds the dogs. I’m just sayin…..

    • I would by neither of my older girls have a straight hand … the nail polish would be everywhere … and they claim that they can’t lift more than 2lbs. Whatevas!

  6. I had a really cool blog planned for my 100th post – then life happened and suddenly I was at 102 posts and the moment was gone. I’m up to 140 posts now so I’ll have to try not to miss 200.

    The conversation with your boss priceless. I’m curious what his response is.

    I doubt he ever comments on your nails ever again. 🙂

    Happy 100th!

    Hopefully you’ll make it to 200 without the white coats dragging you away.

    • My boss laughed … uncomfortably.
      Yeah … honestly I just looked up today ago and said whoa I am a 98 posts need to remember that. Just think if I never had looked … this post would not have happened.
      Thanks for reading. Ur one the ultimate bloggers I talk about

  7. Congratulations on your 100th blog post!!! Also, I think your boss should totally fix your nails for you.

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  9. WooHoo!!! I still got a loooooooooooooong way to go yet till I reach the dizzy heights of 100 posts, so yay to you 😀

    I’m just as bad with the nail varnish… and I TOTALLY think your boss should do them/get someone to do them for you 😉

    Again, congrats on the 100th post 😀

  10. Marina – Congratulations on your posting century! It’s always a pleasure to read your blog, you have such an awesome style and are always a great read.

    Here’s to the many many more posts that we’ll get from you; I hope WordPress knows just how valuable you are!

    Oh and PS, I briefly dabbled in the shotgun approach to donut crafting and can offer this advice: While there’s a certain sense of power that comes with the shotgun, I recommend something a little more precise. Otherwise you will end up with more holes than donuts.

    Keep up the great work! 🙂

  11. You are my role model for how you handled that situation of your boss harping on you for your nails. You tell him! Congrats on the 100th post, now go post some more!

  12. What an awesome come back! Congrats on hitting 100! Look forward to reading more!

    Peas Out!

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