OK first off, let me begin with saying that I didn’t even know what a disclaimer was. So if it is what I think it is, I am making the tiny disclaimer into a whole blog.
When I first begin this blog, I was stumped. There was no theme. In fact my first blogs were crap. Now please do not go read them. Anyways, I had no direction. I tried just doing a Martha Stewart thing writing about recipes and furniture. BORING. Wasn’t me. I tried kinda using it as a personal diary. TOO GAY! I don’t wanna air out my dirty laundry all the time.
I started reading different type of blogs and realized I just wanna be stupid. Write but just sarcastically have an opinion about anything. It is gonna be wrong or dumb and not even rational. Yet, I was gonna have a fun time doing it. Whatever little tad bit of nonsense popped in my head, I was gonna write and expand upon.
Sarcasm for me is joking around where I am just being crazy obnoxious. I figured after a while, people (if any people read my shit) would come to understand what I was doing. I was just playing around. It’s all for Shits and Giggles baby as Austin Powers would say.
When I wrote about bike riders and “accidentally hitting them with my car”, I was joking. In real unblogger life, I don’t run people over. I have never murdered anyone ever in my life. Scout’s honor. Well, there was that Cat, but it was dead already. It would be like if the Mob offed someone and accidentally forgot the body and someone came over and stabbed it. The latter person is not to blame. He was not the initial killer. Do you see my point? Good.
Last week I wrote a blog about how I think Smart Cars are dumb. Do I have to say I was joking? True, there are tiny and weird-looking but most Euro cars are. (See! Joking!) I don’t actually hate Euro cars and I don’t profess to know anymore than Wikipedia does about those cars.
What is funny is that I have made fun of people and their racial stereotypes, I kinda have made of fun of being gay (NOTE: not actual gay people) and I even joked about the difference of Buddha and Jesus.
Was any one angry and pelting me with stones? Sadly, no. Yet I write a sarcastic meant- to-be funny blog on Smart Cars and people (well two) threw me to the lions. To be honest, it was actually fun. There I stood, finally with worthy foe!
And I combated them (or at least I thought I did. I may have come off more stupid) with my trusty keyboard! In my mind I came out victorious!
Cause it was just a joke. I was driving to work, saw a Smart Car and then the idea popped in my head for a blog. If it makes anyone feel better, I even made fun of Americans saying how we gas hogs and possible destroyers of the earth.
Funny stuff, right? I thought so.
Truth be told, I am nothing like this in real life. I am a really easy-going person. I don’t give much say to anything. So therefore no opinion exists! This is just my way of getting out the silly so I don’t annoy the hell out of my husband. It seems to be working.I have not been sent to the living to sleep in a while.
So in conclusion, if we learned anything, this whole blog is my attempt to be seriously funny and one sarcastic mother fucker.
Hopefully, I am killing it. Hopefully.
Just be warned. It may try to get better but it may only get worse.