I saw as I was driving to work (Jamming to Britney Spears. Don’t judge me.) a smart car.
It boggles me. What is Mercedes-Benz trying to pull here?
I’ll be the first to say Yeah I make fun of a really fat people.
OMG, did you see that gigantic person at the buffet! Ha Ha Ha Ha.
They are making huge people by two seats when flying in an airplane?! Classic!
But Mercedes Benz, you crossed the line. It’s not funny anymore! I shake my finger at you! And the rest of my body that jiggles when I do that!
How, Mercedes-Benz, can you be so insensitive, so cold-hearted, so crass as to invent a car that overweight people can not (I repeat!) can not drive in? If an obese person was to be car shopping, the smart car would be an automatic no to him! How is that fair?! Discrimination!! Did you make a car only thinking of the sickly starving models?!?
Seriously, this is in fact not smart! She will probably pass out from dehydration and lack of not eating this week! This 85 pound girl will kill us all on I-10! And truth be told, that is not smart. Not smart at all! Though, I always thought I would die in a wreck, it would be something cool like flying off a mountain Thelma and Louise style!
I want to know why it’s even named Smart Car. According to its Facebook page (I know WTF! I don’t even have a Facebook page!), it has a 5-star side crash rating, and the highest scores for front and side crashes from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.
So when a 18 wheeler hauling ass on the freeway at 75 miles an hour crashes into it, does the Smart Car just bounce the fuck off? Apparently, it comes with a safety management system that’s equipped with advanced crash avoidance (active safety) and crash protection (passive safety) systems that come standard on all models. Really? So does it fly?Oh I get it, it has like Iron-man shield that immediately activates on point of impact! Makes sense, Mercedes-Benz. Makes sense!
Ok, I am being sarcastic.
If I ever drive one of those, I will then except the fact that the Smart car has becoming my official coffin. So when I am destroyed in traffic, I am good to go! I am sealed in and ready for burial! At least it has a panic button. I would push that thing the entire time I am driving it!
Unless the reason it was created and named the Smart Car, is because Mercedes-Benz senses the need to act as God. Be the balance of life. Our world is getting over-populated. And in the history of man, there has always something that would balance out the world and take out a great deal of the population. In the 19 century, the population was near 1 billion. Then came the Black Death (worst plague ever). And it evened us out again. Thank god for WWI and WWII, right?
As of 2009, the world population stood at roughly 6.7 billion. And the population is expected to reach between 8 and 10.5 billion between the year 2040 and 2050.
Aids, cancer, tuberculous have not been doing there job. I mean, come on! No one is actually volunteering to die.
So what if, what if Mercedes-Benz stepped in and said, “Let me make a car. It was be this cute thing. People won’t resist. Earth friendly. We will make it safe …. to an extent. Yet if you get hit. Even a classic fender bender. Death will be ensured!”
The government bought it! Stamped its approval on it! People buy the Smart Car. Why? Cause its Smart!
Sooner or later, they might start passing out Smart Cars for free to random people. This is how mine would look if I got one.
Wow. I just discovered a conspiracy! Who knew? Now I will await the men in black to come take me away.
Probably put me in a smart car and make me sit in traffic at 5 pm. Sudden death!