I didn’t even know Common Sense was issued a special day. I thought it was kinda one of those things that you just practiced. everyday. Kinda like good will and eluding the IRS.
I think it was Voltaire who said “Common sense is not so common”.
And its true. Just in the few hours that I have been awake. I have seen many examples of the not so intelligent. As I got on the free way, there was an accident. It however was not a two car little fender bender. NO! It was like a 6 car fender bender. At that, I have to say :DUMBASS! How are we not paying attention??!! I have been hit before and it all just goes back to someone not paying attention. Someone too in hurry for the rest of the world. Normally I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass because rats don’t really have an ass. It’s more like a furry tush of some kind. However today is Common Sense day. And you dumb 6 people just made the rest of us late! Thank you. I hope your insurance rates sky-rocket clear into heaven!
I go over a mountain everyday to work. Well my Tahoe does. I am merely for the ride. As you drive off the mountain, it turns from a two lane to a one lane with oncoming traffic to the side. So it sucks as the two lanes merge if you get stuck behind a slow ass car. Cause your stuck like that for a while. It just so happened that I and another two cars were right about to get stuck behind this grandma driving car. The SUV right behind her was obviously waving her hand and snapping her fingers in a Hell No expression and SPEEDED IN THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC LANE TO GET AHEAD! Was I the only one who knew what today is?!?!
I know everyone has an off day. My game was on today. So what’s your excuse?
As soon I got into the office this morning, I checked my email. And what do you know I received an email entitled “Would you like bigger breasts?! If so click here!”
Well folks, stuff like this is a no brainer. I am tired of repeating my self. I feel like an old record. A broken one!
So what did I do? I CLICKED FOR GOD SAKES! Of course I wasnt bigger honkers. Sign me up buddy for whatever your selling!