Should your kids’ messy room warrant police action? If you are more annoyed than ever like I am .. then I say yes!
Here are my kids reasons for not cleaning:
- My legs are broken.
- I gotta pee (for the hundredth time in the last 20 mins).
- But it’s so boring.
- I like my ponies are the floor.
- I will clean when I am six.
- I forget.
- But its soooo boring.
- My brain is too tired.
- I like a messy room.
- Mommy, you do it. You like to clean.
For the record, never have I liked to clean. I guess because I am always doing it! Yeah, I would think I would love it too.
Seriously, have you ever met a clean kid? No. Then I plan to make one. I DO have the urge to have one last baby. However, if I do this one RIGHT, there is a possibility that this baby will never have a messy room.
This child will be practically perfect. Tossing towels in hampers at age 18 months. vacuuming at age 2. Sweeping at 22 months. Folding clothes at 36 months. Cleaning toilets at Age 4!
Wait I know what your thinking. Child labor laws! Don’t worry, he won’t be getting paid so it won’t be like a real job. Oh wait, that’s illegal too. Man, doesn’t free room and board count for anything anymore? Well I am stuck.
Dumb labor laws.
Well I am still standing over a messy room. Hey, if I clean it (and I know I will be) I wont be getting paid either. I should report this. I’ll talk to the guy in charge.
My husband said nothing is owed to me because of my $100 Nike. Hey in my defense, I didn’t know it was $100 til after it was charged. What’s wrong with a late birthday gift anyways?
Dumb labor laws!