I may be womanly disabled because there are a lot of things that confuse me about our gender/species. I guess you can say I am your 25 year old plain Jane mom who only recently learned how to apply eye makeup. Yes. Before I was comparing eye make up to physics. But after accomplishing that I started to wonder, is there other things about being a woman that I am missing? Are there things that women should just know? If you can answer any of my questions, please, PLEASE, help me.
- What is mousse (is that even spelled right) suppose to do for your hair?
The reason I asked is because I hear of all these women using different sprays and leave-on conditioners (things I know nothing of) and all I use is shampoo and conditioner in one. Pretty lazy, I know. Maybe that’s why I have bad hair days. So I bought a mousse and it makes my hair feel like I haven’t washed it in days. I am totally confused by that. Isn’t it suppose to make my hair better? Seriously, my hair feels dirty and as if I forgot to wash my shampoo out properly. Again!
2. What is the deal with foundation?
Do I use it or not? What about powder? I started using powder cause I am one greasy latina. But now I am breaking out like Doogie Houser. What gives? Am I putting to much on? Why is make-up so freakin’ complicated? There should be kit of make up designed for each baby girl born that the hospital gives to you. “This is what your daughter will need. The kit comes with a how-to-apply CD and step by step instructions. If needed, we can send a make-up stylist to her to show and assist her with her future make-up selections.” That would truly make the world a better place!
3. What does a bikini wax entail?
In fact, to even utter the words scares me. So there is no way I would even attempt to call a place and ask if they do bikini waxes and what do they entail. There are different type of waxes I hear. How do I know what is what? We are talking about sensitive bits here. Very sensitive. I wanna know what celebrities use. These are things that again should be put in a guidebook in the baby bag thats given to you by the doctor. For Future References!
4. Facial hair?
How can I avoid looking like this? Not to say that I am on the verge, but I do have like light peach fuzz on my face. You can’t see it but geez, what are the celebrities doing that I am not? What is their daily regime? I have never heard of facial waxing? Does that exist? Doesn’t that make your face all puffy afterwards? I want to be picture perfect and not look like … well her. <——–
5. Hair on toes and fingers?
I have just been shaving that off. Its like a few hairs. I need to stress that so the people out there don’t think I am a monster. I can hear them now saying, “Poor woman, ” and shake their heads. I hope I am totally making you feel good about yourself. However these are real issues with me.
6. Last but not least, How do you determine eye shadow colors for the day?
I heard your not suppose to be matching with your clothes. I do. So am I freak or what? It just does not seem to make sense to wear blue with like yellow. Help me please!
I obviously am a little lost. There are more questions but I don’t want to seem like I have no idea what I am doing as a woman. Please share whatever guidelines or inform me about something else.