All The Ladies In The Back Say Hey!!

Quick thought: I was thinking this on the way to work. The only way I would not make it to work if I was on my way to work is if I got arrested or got in a car accident.  If any one of those happened, I would definitely try to call in. Maybe they [...]

What’s the Deal- The Spirit of Looking Better than Everyone Else

So, I am here at work and I totally forgot that I was committed to this committee thing of Community Service and getting our company involved. How can I say this? Pompous pricks! Well not all of them, just the majority of them. Ok so through this group we have organized a can food drive [...]

Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]

Wordless Wednesday & A Thought About Kim Kardashian

  There was the Wordless Wednesday pic. Now a word about Kim Kardashian. If you know me, you know that I love Kim. Very much. I think she is hot… whatever she is. But she is hot. I accept the fact that she is kinda dumb and really can’t do anything well accept stand there [...]

A Pet That Can Kill, Crazy People, & A Total Fake Out

My youngest daughter Sienna recently adopted a new pet. Normally, I am all for pets especially if they are cute and cuddly. However this pet is neither cute nor cuddly. In fact, if precaution is not taken, her new pet (Princess is what she calls it) can very well send us off to the ER! [...]

What’s The Deal With the New England Area

I recently saw this movie, A Haunting in Connecticut. Of course it freaked me out totally… I am totally chicken to supernatural movies. It supposedly is based on a true story. If you read the “actual” account, the family claims they were extremely tormented by the entities that lived in the house. The oldest son [...]

Stupid Google Searches

I am somewhat disappointed when I took a look at my  searches that people google or bing to get to my blog. You people are lame. Where is the scandalous stuff?!?! Huh? Did you guys find another blog? Do I need to talk about more ass and boobs? Is that not enough fornication and lust [...]

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

 Which fucking way does the toilet paper actually go?!?!  It’s so confusing! Does it go under or over, up your ass? Where? How often are you really suppose to take a shit? My husband says every time you eat but I never listen to him anyways. Besides if you all knew how much I ate, I [...]

Double Teaming It On This Blog

Ahhhh, I love sexual innuendos. Don’t you? Life would so bland. Conversation would be lame. So would this blog. TV would suck. And yes even our News stations would be absolutely revolting to watch!   I call this picture  Weather Warm Front.  And it’s heading straight for Pennsylvania! Speaking of sex, men kinda creep me out. [...]

Promoting Intoxication the Only Way I Know How

Everybody drinks. It’s relaxing, a great way to get a little loose with ladies (or guys) or even loosen up on the dance floor. However have you ever deserved a beer or any drink for that matter? Have you had such a horrible week that you are aching for a glass (or bottle) of wine, [...]