While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Laying in a Gutter, I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend I became one…. with the TV. We got immensely close. I was glad to get back in the saddle with my ole buddy. Everyone knows the best source of news is through TV. Duh! Over this weekend, I am sure some important stuff happened. Something like Octomom is attempting porn…. oh excuse me…. [...]

Musical Revolution- Work Sucks Edition

Here I am busting my ass on another day at work. And what sucks so much is that it’s Friday… its like the weekend is within my grasp! I just need to reeeeaachhhhhhhhhhhh for it. I still sadly had to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, drive the mother fucker of a commute [...]

The Weekend- Touche Universe, touche

I figure if I am going to be compared to any type of celebrity I would be compared to either Jenny McCarthy or Jessica Alba BUT only in the movie Good Luck Chuck.  And when I say this I mean like goofy like Jenny and accidental prone clutz in Good Luck Chuck. It’s true… and this [...]

Singing the Monday Blues

Just so you know: You cannot put the car in reverse without it being actually on. Yeah… it’s already that kind of Monday. This retardness on my part is a fine example of why there should not even be weekend. I end up forgetting how to function on a regular work day. In fact, even as I [...]

Party Party Party Party

OMG I had the best weekend ever … like totally! If you guys know anything about me, you know that I don’t get out much. In fact, the last time I went out on a date with my hubby it was last year in July. A dinner and a movie.  Who knows before that!  It’s [...]

I Annoy Myself

Trace Adkins has a new song. It’s about this couple and how hard they work on their farm. However,  every now and then they both sneak off to the barn and get it on. This is all played out in the video with puppets. Seseme Street style. They have a boy and girl puppet.The cow, [...]

Out of the Mouth of babes; How I Hate Xbox 360 Live & The Shining is Scary

This weekend we got Xbox 360 Live. At first this was me ….  Then shortly after I realized that my husband and his son were hooked. Twenty four straight and counting, I was in a totally different mood. Yes. Actually I was steaming mad.  Hey man, I am cool. I can hang. But not for twenty-four [...]

Stupid retarded side unicorn

Attention: You all should be super happy I am writing this morning. Why? Because I am freaking alive that’s why. This weekend was a test of my coordination and reflex and I failed that shit! Saturday night we were relaxing at the house. My hubby and his brother were chilling outside as men do. I [...]

Blasphemy In It’s Finest Sense

Well, it is November 15 and we officially have said goodbye to summer. The girls and I stood in the doorway in our house and waved goodbye to our imaginary Summer.  How did we do that? Did we dance around a fire chanting? Did we light candles and sing Kumbayas? No man! We turned on the [...]

Sometimes ….

Sometimes there ain’t shit to write about.  I could tell you about my weekend. I guess I just will. My muse left some good tidbits over the weekend but the dumbass that I am forgot to write them down and lately my memory is for shit so, you are definitely screwed for this post. I took [...]