So Optimistic I Wanna Kill Someone

Oh God… it’s Monday. Even though I don’t want to be “here” I am still giving it my all. I am still a good mood. I am not taking out my internal anger on how the weekend flew by so fast on anyone here. So here  I am happy and working at the office. Then [...]

Winter; How I loathe you?!?

Yes! You know what I was doing at 6am in the mornin? Scraping damn ice off my Tahoe. I did it with a cigarette box I found on the floor. I mean who keeps cardboard around or anything for scrapping windows? Who?!?!? I was going to turn on my froster  but my door wouldn’t open. [...]

Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]

Things I Wish I Could Say to People But Can’t

Things I Wish I Could Say to People But Can’t Stop being so bitchy about everything! It’s just a joke dumb ass. What the fuck it wrong with you?!?! Dude, just chill out! Don’t hate on people!! Get off your ass and help me!! You are such a dick! You are my best friend!! Why [...]

Things I Hate….

I didn’t have time to watch a movie because I ate a big dinner twittered played words with friends took Roly Furie Poly outside to shit cleaned up (not really) watched the new Jenny Marbles video took a nap cleaned again (kinda) did homework with Savannah took Roly Furie Poly outside to shit saw American [...]

To FaceBook Or Not To Facebook

Its true. I don’t have a Facebook. I used to have one… I would say a couple of years back. The only reason I got one was to play a few online games (Oregon Trail, the company I worked for had cool games, etc). Then it just got chaotic! What the hell was all that [...]

Behind the Behind: Interview With “The Pkitass”

Most of all know each other or are familiar with each other through our blogs and on Twitter. However, I wanted to go deeper and find some true, hard-hitting facts with many of my cherished blogger/Twitter friends.  I wanted you to all to meet and understand these complex but wonderful people of the social media [...]

Musical Revolution- Work Sucks Edition

Here I am busting my ass on another day at work. And what sucks so much is that it’s Friday… its like the weekend is within my grasp! I just need to reeeeaachhhhhhhhhhhh for it. I still sadly had to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, drive the mother fucker of a commute [...]

Ode to the Woman I Should Have T-Boned

  Dear Woman that Nearly Killed Me; First off, thanks for making sure I would be awake next week on Friday. Your dumb ass maneuver almost cost me and definitely you! What makes you think you can turn left from the middle lane? Seriously! What makes you think you can do this when people are [...]

Musical Revolution-Welcome to the Toliet Bowl of Music

There are certain songs whether old or new that take  us back to a time, place, or even a moment. They make us feel good inside and every time they come, you shout Yea, I love that song! Like Berlin with Take My Breath Away or Wilson Phillips with Hold On. But what about the [...]