Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]

Ode to the Woman I Should Have T-Boned

  Dear Woman that Nearly Killed Me; First off, thanks for making sure I would be awake next week on Friday. Your dumb ass maneuver almost cost me and definitely you! What makes you think you can turn left from the middle lane? Seriously! What makes you think you can do this when people are [...]

Karma is a Bitch-a!

If you saw this tweet … you probably just thought it was Marina being retarded again. Normally that is correct. Many of you are aware of my degree in well… retardation. Seriously, though this morning kicked my ass. My daughter, Savannah, and I got up early to get ready for school and work. We race each other [...]

It’s True … I watch way too much tv

This weeks blogs have been for crap. I don’t think today will be any better. I lack any opinion for anything today. Nada. Zip. Obama. Eh. Oprah. Eh William and Kate. Double Eh American Idol. Eh. You catch my drift. ~~~~ Yesterday on my way home, I witnessed a police car chase. You know, they [...]

Nakedness, Bad Drivers, and the No No On Doing the Macarena

Sometimes my mind just does not stop running. I am always thinking. Sometimes I even have to drone my own self out just to get away. At least, I am not talking all the time. Cause then I would be really annoying. So here are my conclusions on a few things: I will not sleep naked. Nope [...]