How To Be Really Annoying At Work

I, MarinaSleeps, have tested the boundaries and limits of my co-workers. I almost led them to going postal… on me. YeahI did that! I got on people’s’ nerves! And you can do it to. Just follow my free easy steps and I will assure you that you will be on your way to being the [...]

Wacky Wednesday- The FW.com

Remember planking? I don’t! Cause that’s old news!!! Wanna know what you can do to impress your friends and the world?? Try the NEWEST craze!! Breading Cats!!! Are these owners destined to be forever alone or should I go purchase a cat?? And as we all know, Super Bowl Weekend is coming up where the [...]

Musical Revolution- Getting Outta the Rut

Feeling a bit down and out today. I am hoping for the right electric charge today. That or I can bury myself in food. That helps. Eat til all you feel is full!! When I get like this, I learn for my days as a being a kid. The wonders of how impressionable I was [...]

Musical Revolution- Lets Appreciate the Shuffle!!!

As you all know I got a iPhone (yay!) and I have been listening to radio stations around the nation at work. It beats falling asleep at work or trying to behead someone for making me do something that they normally do and just wanna give me cause they are lazy as motherfuckers!! 1…..2…..3…… woooooshhhaaaaaaaa…. [...]

Musical Revolution- Work Sucks Edition

Here I am busting my ass on another day at work. And what sucks so much is that it’s Friday… its like the weekend is within my grasp! I just need to reeeeaachhhhhhhhhhhh for it. I still sadly had to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, drive the mother fucker of a commute [...]

Wordless Wednesday- What the Hell??

Why are you buying O’douls?! It’s non-alcoholic!!! It is not… I repeat…it  is not beer! How much did that 6 pack cost anyways?!?! $8.99 You could have bought two 12 packs of coke! Why? Cause you are not buying alcohol!!! Wait… are you that dude from the company Christmas party? You know, the poor sucka [...]

This Is Why I’m Hot

This Is Why I’m Hot   An Ode to Being a Mother that only Mothers can understand. Damn Men… Ahem. This is why I’m hot This is why I’m hot  This is why, This is why This is why I’m hot (Uh) This is why I’m hot  Whoo This is why This is why I’m [...]

Thursday Movie Review-Blame Wednesday TV

Wednesdays are crap for TV. I could watch Storage Wars but I never know when comes on and it’s just too much hassle to remember. So I was forced to make it a Netflix night. Netflix “thinks” it knows me and made the decision to recommend some movies to me under the Independent genre. So sure [...]

Promoting Intoxication the Only Way I Know How

Everybody drinks. It’s relaxing, a great way to get a little loose with ladies (or guys) or even loosen up on the dance floor. However have you ever deserved a beer or any drink for that matter? Have you had such a horrible week that you are aching for a glass (or bottle) of wine, [...]