How To Be Really Annoying At Work

I, MarinaSleeps, have tested the boundaries and limits of my co-workers. I almost led them to going postal… on me. YeahI did that! I got on people’s’ nerves! And you can do it to. Just follow my free easy steps and I will assure you that you will be on your way to being the [...]

This Just In: Mondays are More Depressing than We Thought

I cursed the day this morning. As soon as I heard the alarm, I heard the most horrible livid words come spewing out of my mouth. Me? The Saint. I know right? I am just as surprised as you. Mother fucking Monday ruining my day. Mondays make it hard for a me to smile. In [...]

So Optimistic I Wanna Kill Someone

Oh God… it’s Monday. Even though I don’t want to be “here” I am still giving it my all. I am still a good mood. I am not taking out my internal anger on how the weekend flew by so fast on anyone here. So here  I am happy and working at the office. Then [...]

Traffic- A Post About Whatever

Every morning as I get onto Interstate 10 to make my 40 minute commute to the other side of town I must deal with horrific traffic. It’s always bumper to bumper. And for some reason, there are always areas that are the worse. Everyone seems to go to extremely slow in certain parts. And then [...]

What’s the Deal- The Spirit of Looking Better than Everyone Else

So, I am here at work and I totally forgot that I was committed to this committee thing of Community Service and getting our company involved. How can I say this? Pompous pricks! Well not all of them, just the majority of them. Ok so through this group we have organized a can food drive [...]

Just a Reminder that Work is for Shenanigans

If you are like me…. you are working hard for your money working in some form or another … am I right? So some of us come here to rest… Don’t judge. If you are like me… you wanna make the best out of the situation. I wish I could show you proof of the [...]

Wordless Wednesday- An UN-Likely Sanctuary

Believe it or not … I love my desk. It used to be a lot more organized until I said I had nothing to do and they changed my position entirely and now I have more work then kingdom come!! But I love it… its my desk. Its my safe zone. Its where I keep [...]

Musical Revolution- Work Sucks Edition

Here I am busting my ass on another day at work. And what sucks so much is that it’s Friday… its like the weekend is within my grasp! I just need to reeeeaachhhhhhhhhhhh for it. I still sadly had to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, drive the mother fucker of a commute [...]

Interesting….. I Have A Chance to Get Fired!!

First off, as soon as my husband goes back to actual work I will start the Thursday Movie Review. Til then its a battle of remote control power.   I really don’t have anything to write about today. The only that seems remotely interesting is that my boss called me really early in the morning [...]

Music Revolution-FreeStyle Time

Normally I don’t work on Fridays. I had them off for the past 2 years at my job. {Insert Dante Hicks rant from Clerks }  I’m not even supposed to be here today! But alas I changed my schedule so I work everyday (*sobs…heavily) so I can get off early everyday to pick up my [...]