HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

This list was not created by… sadly… but I discovered it… so that means something right. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” [...]

My Multiple Personalities.

Uhhhhhh who invented Mondays??? Was it Hoover, Roosevelt?? Who made rainy cold Mondays?? Satan?? Figures…. So this weekend I finally divulged myself in one my favorite shows, United States of Tara. I know I have blogged about this show before but in case you still have no idea what I am talking about… I will [...]

I yearn for… for …. for zombies….

During these wonderful holidays  family visited often and I was able to trick some of my family members. One family member reported that they ran across an article online of a case involving rabies somewhere in the south. It was the first rabies account on a  human in many years. I have no idea why the hell she told us [...]

Tebowing or Teboning: What Happened??

People have been talking about Tim Tebow a lot especially during his football games. In case you don’t know, Tim Tebow is the quarter back for the Denver Broncos. Tebow is one hell of a player and he is one handsome guy. I always thought so!! Well, it’s also known that Tim Tebow is a [...]

If You Can….

A coworker of mine just came and told me that her daughter had to tell her little one that there was no Santa. The mother has been out of a job for so long she can’t afford to buy presents let alone propane for her trailer. The very thought of a child on Christmas day [...]

Thursday Movie Review- Hello? Anybody? Hello Hello!

In 31 days its going to be 2012!!! Do you know what that means?? Not only does my license expire that year and I will have to experience the hell that is the DMV, but also it may possibly be the end of the world or something really badass! The Mayans predicted the world to [...]

Truth Is … I Don’t Know What the Truth Is

Besides the wonderful day of Thanksgiving, my sister’s wedding was also this past week. How many times have I mentioned that here? None. I know I haven’t mentioned it on here at all. I really don’t know why. Maybe it was to NOT deal with it and NOT think about it. Because the very thought [...]

And God Said…. Let Her Be a Lesbian.

I’m just kidding. About the whole lesbian part. Or am I???? I was thinking for today’s Wordless Wednesday I show you some ladies that I think are smokin hot. I have done a guy list hundreds of times here and alone at home with nothing on but the tv. Mental Images! Mental Images!! These lovely [...]

I Got Nothing… I Really Don’t.

Sorry but this post may lack the superiority it usually gives off. The reason for this lackluster and non thrilling post is because nothing happened. Nope. Zilch. Unless you wanna know what I did this weekend. I watched movies… endless movies. I am trying to remember what happened Friday. I can’t. All I know is [...]

Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]