HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

This list was not created by… sadly… but I discovered it… so that means something right. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” [...]

Visit to the Masseuse

You know what is awkward for me? Getting pampered… Yeah, I have never any idea how I should act, or what to say. That is part of the reason why I don’t regularly get my hair done, or get my nails or anything like that. For instance, I went to get a massage. And not [...]

Musical Revolution- Depressing Ass Songs That Make Me Wanna Kill Myself

It’s Friday and there is reason to celebrate! The weekend!! But not so fast, because its not 5pm yet! So til then, we still gotta deal with real life and tough situation. Along with that is depressing ass music that makes you wanna off yourself. Lets Get Started!!!! Every time I hear this song, I [...]

Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]

Things I Hate….

I didn’t have time to watch a movie because I ate a big dinner twittered played words with friends took Roly Furie Poly outside to shit cleaned up (not really) watched the new Jenny Marbles video took a nap cleaned again (kinda) did homework with Savannah took Roly Furie Poly outside to shit saw American [...]

To FaceBook Or Not To Facebook

Its true. I don’t have a Facebook. I used to have one… I would say a couple of years back. The only reason I got one was to play a few online games (Oregon Trail, the company I worked for had cool games, etc). Then it just got chaotic! What the hell was all that [...]

Monday Monday La La La La

Spammer Comment of the Week that was approved: Tawanda Archuletta : Are you making this up as you go along? Wow!! I love the fiestiness in that question. She is calling my bullshit. And with that I salute Tawanda. But Tawanda don’t bull shit a bullshiter! So am I making this up as I go [...]

Ode to the Woman I Should Have T-Boned

  Dear Woman that Nearly Killed Me; First off, thanks for making sure I would be awake next week on Friday. Your dumb ass maneuver almost cost me and definitely you! What makes you think you can turn left from the middle lane? Seriously! What makes you think you can do this when people are [...]

Wonderful Massages and the Art of Fucking Toothpicks

Saturday I took advantage of the gift card I got for my birthday and went to get a massage.  It was desperately needed. It’s nice to be pampered to am I right? It was an hour and half long and I loved every minute of it. I never wanted her to stop. It is amazing [...]

Interesting….. I Have A Chance to Get Fired!!

First off, as soon as my husband goes back to actual work I will start the Thursday Movie Review. Til then its a battle of remote control power.   I really don’t have anything to write about today. The only that seems remotely interesting is that my boss called me really early in the morning [...]