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I am unsure if I am hung over or still asleep.
I don’t remember drinking or sleeping.
So here is the best half-ass Monday blog I can give you.
Hopefully, it will start the newest trend and people will post photo bombs everywhere.
I know I want to do it… but maybe tomorrow.
And there you go.
Now go forth …. Photo Bomb everywhere!
Here are some of the best pictures and comments made on Facebook.
We love you crazy Facebookers. Fill free to double to click to see better.
And that’s why Cadie and Jessica like this!!
He sure knew a lot about that….
People have been talking about Tim Tebow a lot especially during his football games. In case you don’t know, Tim Tebow is the quarter back for the Denver Broncos.
Tebow is one hell of a player and he is one handsome guy. I always thought so!!
Well, it’s also known that Tim Tebow is a big Christian boy. He is very public with his beliefs. In fact, every time he has participated in a big play, he automatically points to the sky or gets down on his knees and thanks God.
This “move” is now called “Tebowing.” It’s an actual word, a new verb that has been added to the English language.
And see none of this wouldn’t matter IF the Broncos weren’t all of a sudden a winning team. Yes winning!! Tebow has directed his once-floundering teammates to six straight victories! His outward display of his Christian faith, along with his unorthodox playing style, have made him the most controversial and polarizing player in the National Football League.
Tebow, who has been dubbed the “Mile High Messiah’’ and has given new meaning to quarterbacks “taking a knee,’’ has found himself a humorous target. Broncos jerseys with “JESUS’’ emblazoned above his No. 15 are hot sellers in Denver. Bill Cosby asked residents to “call Tim Tebow and ask him for a great day’’ before the comedian performs there at the end of March. Oakland fans held up “Welcome to Hell’’ signs before the Broncos played there last month.
Tebow’s own pastors are saying that the whole reason his team is winning is because Tim is a devout Christian who recognizes God in his life, lives accordingly, and is a virgin.
No one has tapped that yummy, tight ass!! Why not?
Ohhhhh, he is waiting for marriage??
That is a travesty!! Not the whole waiting for marriage thing… but the fact that no one has been dipped into his sexual chocolate!!!
That is a crime!! Tebowing should have never been invented!! It should have been Teboning!! Or Tebowing should have meant something entirely different! That he ganged bang the hell outta the college groupies!!
It would have been epic!!
Imagine his new touchdown dance will be pelvis thrusts!!
Just saying…. someone needs to get on that.
I totally volunteer.
Alas, now he is this poster child that weak-minded people have latched onto… because he is winning games. It’s an apparent sign! It’s not because he is a bad ass player that he has a defense to be reckoned with.
No, God has chosen Tebow.
And that also means the rest of the teams are screwed!! Especially my Dallas Cowboys. They will never see a super bowl again!!
I can guarantee all my Boys are fornicators, drunkards, gamblers, etc.
God damnit! We are so screwed!!!!
God hates the Cowboys!!!
Jesus hates us Romo.
I love it (LOVE) when people claim to find or see images of Jesus or the Virgin Mary appear in places. People have said the Virgin Mary has appeared on rock water.In reality, it was more of a water stain in a shape that looked like the Virgin Mary.
Praise the Lord!!!
People see what they wanna see. And quite possibly, what they need to see at a certain time.
Here are some of the most crazy, absurd, and what the fuck places that people have seen our Lord and Savior
Edward Collins Jesus Christ.
Jesus really is everywhere! I didn’t realize how literal that phrase was!!
Someone is Jesus starved!!
Jesus: great for wrinkled pants, shirts, and souls.
Do you see it? I looked at the this thing for an hour. The I saw the face. I freaked out, huddled in a corner and rocked myself and chanted in tongues!
Jesus: The Italian version
Uhhhhhh I don’t see it! Come on people give me a break.
How about a spoonful of Jesus??!?!
Great another reminder that I need to go to church!
I don’t see the Lord, I see the Crow!
Lets see if Jesus can turn this water damage into wine damage!!
Oh my god!! I need to go to church!
Gulp Gulp Gulp!
Wait… no I am good here at the house.
God got another chick pregnant! And the kid is a cross!!!
I’m just kidding. About the whole lesbian part.
Or am I????
I was thinking for today’s Wordless Wednesday I show you some ladies that I think are smokin hot. I have done a guy list hundreds of times here and alone at home with nothing on but the tv.
Mental Images! Mental Images!!
These lovely ladies I would definitely switch teams for!!
So here is my list of hotties… vagina style.
(note: There will be no actual vaginas shown here. Come on people, I wanna be Freshly Pressed.)
8. Monica Bellucci
One of the sexiest ladies, this woman can make a trash bag hot!
Can I have a hug Monica? Just a little one.
7. Yes It’s Kim Kardashian Biotch,
Even though, she is a dumbass for getting married for 2 seconds then filing for divorce, you gotta give it to cause baby got back and front y’all.
6. Natalie Portman
Other then the fact that she is hot, looks good bald, and has a filthy mouth. Whoa that is actually quite a list.
5. Elizabeth Banks
Something about this lady is really hot. I mean really hot. Her roles in movies are always funny and she just seems like a cool hot chick.
4. Anne Hathaway
First off, I have seen this chick naked. And she is just stunning. And hot. Naked and hot.
3. Scarlett Johanssan
Another yummy woman. She is soooo hot and yes a great actress, but that’s not why I watch her movies!!
2. Sofia Vergara
When I see her I wish I could speak Spanish. She makes me wanna learn. Damn you smokin, Sofia!
1. And my number one chick ever in the whole wide world…..
Yes you can bite me, Megan!
So people release you inner lesbian… who do you love???
Why the hell do I even call it Wordless Wednesday?? I still put words in it! Always!!!
I just cannot stay quiet!!!
Mother of God!!
One of the most popular things going on is the Occupy something or something … I really have no idea. What I know or have been informed is that there are a bunch people “occupying” or bumming around city halls or other public places protesting that there is no work for their educated ass or soon to be educated ass. They are the 1% which I thought would be good because milk that is 1% is the next best thing. That and they are pissed at the rich.
I have also been told this Occupy Things thing is basically just a bunch of people who got out of college and want to vice president 100k paying job and feel they should not start at the bottom of a company or business and work their way up.
Well that’s just silly. We need people to start at the bottom! I need someone to flip my burgers and get those fries the right kind of crispy!
Truth I have no idea whats going on. So its time to get out their and do journalism…. MarinaSleeps style!!
Thank you somecards.com for doing the work for me!!
I think the only question that remains is….. did that guy ever get his cake????
I don’t know if you know this but today is Metal Day. Noooo, not cause I donned it that way. If that was so, there would be a Slip n Slide day, a feed Marina pizza day, and so on.
No my friends, this movement was donned VH1 Classic where all day its nothing but metal!!!
Lets do a journey through the music that is
Once upon a time, there was time when metal was just in its beginning stage. Metal has evolved from greats!! Lets take a look at the Pre-Metal in its early stage, the earliest sounds of metal that can be heard in the music of LED ZEPPELIN, DEEP PURPLE and JIMI HENDRIX. Wow-zaaa…. who knew some of you liked the Daddies of Metal!!
Deep Purple- Smoke on the Water
I so kicked this song’s ass in Guitar Hero!!
Led Zepplin- Black Dog
How can you not love Led?!?!? How!??!?!?
The first heavy metal bands such as Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple attracted large audiences, though they were often critically reviled, a status common throughout the history of the genre. Then there was this wave of British Heavy metal bands that in the mid-70′s.
Another Thing Coming- Judas Priest
Other bands that were infamous for this movement were Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, Saxon, Motorhead, Tank to name a few.
Ace of Spades- Motorhead
Of course music evolves and we experience glam in the late 70′s early 80′s. Glam metal is also known as hair metal! This area was sooooo fun. We all love Motley Crue, Poison, Lita Ford, Guns and Roses, White Snake etc etc.
Here are my favorites!!
Kiss me Deadly-Lita Ford
Up All Night- Slaughter
Then Kapow! Thrash metal busted into the scene and it was so hard, so rock, so in your face, and definitely so metal! The four bands of metal or the Four Horse Men as I call them are: Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer. These guys were greatly influenced by the bands of the british heavy metal wave yet they completely created a new genre.
Symphony of Destruction- Megadeth
Ride the Lightening- Metallica
And my personal favorite… Pantera!! Who I have seen in concert and they are totally awesome!!
Heavy Metal has certainly evolved and clearly is the poster child of how we define the years! It affected culture, fashion, and the world as it changed around us.
If you love metal like I do, today be especially proud to be known as a “Metalhead” or “Headbanger”.
Just don’t hurt yourself!
If you are like me…. you are working hard for your money working in some form or another … am I right?
If you are like me… you wanna make the best out of the situation.
I wish I could show you proof of the pranks I have pulled. I am an idiot and I never took pictures…
Recently, we set up a realistic mouse and spider and scared the shit out of anyone coming to our side of the building. There is also a guy that hoards his root beer. You can offer him money, and he still won’t share. So I decorated all root beer can in Budweiser labels. I was able to drink them for two weeks before he realized that they were actually his root beer.
There is this annoying Red Sox fan who has his entire cube decorated in Red Sox stuff took a month to realize that we tampered with his stuff. Like putting mustaches on his posters and a dead cockroach in his mini model of the Pen Way park.
The root beer guy gets a lot of shit from me…. he has special place in my heart I guess. His window was smashed in by some high winds…. over a seven months ago!
And he has yet to fix it!!
So I decorated it for him.
Hey …. there is some down time.
And I am glad I am not the only one who is in the mood for shenanigans.