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Happy Mother’s Day

Even though Mother’s Day isn’t until Sunday, I figure I give the word out today. Happy Mother’s Day. To every mother out there… I hope you have a joyous, relaxing day. I hope you are spoiled. Truth is our children make us special just as we make our mothers special. A mother isn’t born until [...]

I Hang My Head In Shame

So yesterday I took a vacation day from work. My husband and I went to my daughters’ award  assembly. She got the terrific kid award which I think is the equivalent to an employee of the month. I asked her if she got any bonuses, extra benefits, a raise and she told me she received [...]

Wordless Wednesday- I Found my Religion

If you guys aren’t watching and believein’ in the Lord-a, you will go to HELL!! Can I get an Amen?!?!? Repent you sinners!!! I have found my savior!! Ok I was just kidding about the whole going to hell thing. We all know I have not one but two condos in hell! Isn’t this so [...]

A Pet That Can Kill, Crazy People, & A Total Fake Out

My youngest daughter Sienna recently adopted a new pet. Normally, I am all for pets especially if they are cute and cuddly. However this pet is neither cute nor cuddly. In fact, if precaution is not taken, her new pet (Princess is what she calls it) can very well send us off to the ER! [...]

Musical Revolution- A Musical Journey

As many of you know, it was oldest daughter’s birthday this past Monday. She reached the big 6-year-old!! And she is already asking for a pink car!!! Can you believe it?!  Well she better start picking weeds and picking dog poo up cause at the rate she is going…. a car may never be in [...]

The Madness!!! -Zombie Moms, Retard Parkers, and Too Stoned to Care

This is appropriate because I am blonde now. Sorta… School started today. Yes, I got slapped in the face with early morning reality!! Mother of God!! And if there really was a God …with a mother…you think she would be a bit more considerate of the morning madness! Traffic was a horror today. All that [...]

Therapy Session With Ryan “The Major ”

You may or may not know this little man but this is my 2 year-old Ryan Major. Yes,that is his name. If you don’t know him (who am I kidding you don’t), you need to know that at just 2 years old he is already a man’s man. He is all boy. Since he could [...]

This Is Why I’m Hot

This Is Why I’m Hot   An Ode to Being a Mother that only Mothers can understand. Damn Men… Ahem. This is why I’m hot This is why I’m hot  This is why, This is why This is why I’m hot (Uh) This is why I’m hot  Whoo This is why This is why I’m [...]

New Mommy Advice for A New Mommy- To Arlene

My very good friend Arlene texted me this morning that it was time. She is 38  weeks or was going to be this Saturday. I am so happy for her. Especially since this is her first baby for her husband and her. And its a little boy!! I am so excited for her (and yes! a [...]

What I Find Amazing About My Kids

I am tripped out by my kids. They drive me absolutely crazy but in a good way. Well not when they are dumping an entire bag of cereal on the floor or fighting. The fact is these little boogers are smart. Too smart and they awe me in every way.  Right now the girls are going [...]

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